Welcome to Ourpawn High School classroom 666! A few years ago in this English classroom, my peers and I mutually decided that instead of fellow students, we’d become a gosh darn family. Our teacher was so darn chill and she never bothered to teach us, and out of boredom the Emo Tots club came to be! Now let me tell you a wee bit about our members! Noel and Sara are our “secret” homosexuals… Noel won’t admit it but #Nora is real!!!1!11!1 Ash is our extremely emo Pokemon trainer! Sometimes she’ll amuse us with some gosh darn gothic creatures that we didn’t know existed! Michaela is a bit of a freak, honestly. She litterally has magical hair… and her callin' me big daddy scares me... I ain’t gonna talk ‘bout it. Heidi is just your average gal, but there’s something different about her that I can’t quite put my tots on. Now Siena and Katie, you wanna stay away from those two. There’s somethin’ not right in their heads makin’ them think they’re an ordinary iPod shuffle and charger. Lastly there’s me, Savannah. Mud runs in me veins and I got guns in my parachute pants. You can call me “Big Daddy.” I think that’s all you need to know right now!111!11I’ll be sure to come back here and tell ya if I forgot somethin’! Now let’s get this show on the road!
