I'm sorry, was I meant to be offended? The only thing offending me is your face.
Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.
Stupidity's not a crime, so you're free to go.
If I had a face like yours I'd sue my parents.
Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news – they found your head.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter – how could they?
What's the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a mustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
Save your breath – you'll need it to blow up your date.
You're not stupid; you just have bad luck when thinking.
If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
The zoo called. They're wondering how you got out of your cage?
Jesus loves you... but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.
Hey, you have something on your chin... no, the 3rd one down.
Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
You are proof that evolution can go in reverse.
Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take the garbage out.
You're so ugly when you look in the mirror, your reflection looks away.
When you were born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to your dad, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through."
I'm sorry I didn't get that – I don't speak idiot.
Quick – check your face! I just found your nose in my business.
It's better to let someone think you're stupid than open your mouth and prove it.
