Lmfao Stories

Derek is alive. . Avery full name :Avery hellebore nationallity:Spanish/American gender:they/them(doesn't care if ppl call them a he just doesn't wanna be seen like one bisexual and reciprocal DEREK full name:Derek Hutchins nationallity:British/American gender:they/he also bi they both live in new York

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advetire tim

Um so Kapi goes to McDonald's and he decides to get a Regular McChicken, Large fries, and a Large Iced/Sweet tea

Dave wakes up 2 a buncha fucked up cats and get in2 a romantic relationship w/ his own clone 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😰💀💀💀

literal definitions of perfection. [[COVER BY WONTONSOUPFRAGS]]

This is just a story where people can ask scourge and shadow questions. Any question at all and I will answer them as soon as possible. I will try to make it funny so don't hate :D

In this book, you will find different memes and jokes. Anyone is welcome ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° •I dont take credit to any videos or pictures I post unless I say otherwise •Most of the stuff I post/publish in this book is mostly from Snapchat, Instagram, Pinterest, I made it, or Google. •If I make any mistakes, please tell me. •This is a third book of Memez. •If any of these jokes come out as offensive, I dont intend for it to be rude.⅓

RARE SHIP BETWEEN ALMOND AND CREME BRULEE DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING 🤭‼️ LOL I DON'T GOT A COVER 😭😭😭😭

The british-irish boy band, One Direction is in search for a new member. When eighteen years old Jocelyn Davis a hopeful musician finds out she immediately jumps onto the rare opportunity. But there's one problem only guys can audition and Jocelyn isn't a guy. So what does she do? She disguises herself as one of the boys and attends the audition anyway. There she competes long and hard through three stages that puts her determination to the test. Will Jocelyn join One Direction or will she give up? Also will anyone find out her secret?

A compilation of puns, jokes, gags and shower thoughts. #9 in seriously 4/28/21 #1 in pleaseno 4/28/21 #1 in plsno 4/28/21 #2 in lateatnight 4/28/21 #2 in lmbo 4/28/21

Once upon a time lizzy fell in love with a pillow named dylan and thay had sex evry 10 minutes than lizzy realized that she need a real man so sheets this teddy named Jarod so thay went out and he satisfies all of her needs that involve her dick (by the way lizzy is a man)

This is honestly my favorite plot of a story ever (credits to Black Mirror) --This is also a justin bieber fanfic mostly bc he's such a cute bean --it's also in the twilight zone so if it's super confusing to begin with, you just gotta read along to actually get it IT'S SO COMPLICATED TO DESCRIBE YOU JUST GOTTA READ IT

lmao title says it all

it's ya boi skinny pen- back with more fanfics this one is based off these two human beings, who breath in oxygen, drink h2o, and do human tasks. they do gay rp and stuff

When Everule is appointed as The Fool's knight, his life takes a new turn. A story of loss, pleasure, war, vengeance and old friends unfolds before him.

Funny stories from my best friend and i.