"HOW THE FUCK DO YOU BUILD THIS FUCKING SELF!" Jeff yells trying to build a book self from Ikea. "How do humans do this shit. Now I know why Slender called this a punishment." He growls and continues trying to build the self. He rereads the instructions. "Where the fuck is board A." He looks around at all the boards for the book self but can't find board A. "All there is is A1 and A2. Wait" He looks again at the instructions. "Fuck you Ikea why are you so fucking difficult." He builds the self and walks into Slenderman's office. "I'm going to destroy Ikea." Slenderman laughs. "Sounds like you had fun." Jeff growls. "Fuck you and Ikea." Jeff walks away and goes to destroy Ikea.
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Creepypastas vs Ikea
FantasyThe creepypastas build Ikea furniture. We all know how that goes.
