stray kids and pick up lines

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Chan

"on a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. because i'm the one you need"

: also the one sleeping on the couch tonight :)

"babe :(( "

"babe :(( "

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M

inho

"my lips are like skittles. wanna taste the rainbow?"

: rainbow? oh right you're gay for jisung.

"I--"

Changbin

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Changbin

"i must be snow, because I've fallen for you"

: people are stepping on you and throwing you, just how short are you for them to throw and step on you binnie? aish.

"i'm telling Felix :( "

"i'm telling Felix :( "

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Hyunjin

"you must be coca cola, because you're soda-mn good"

: and i am soda-mn close to throwing you outside

"babe why are you like this:( "   

"babe why are you like this:( "   

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Jisung

"are you a 90 degree angle? cause you're looking right."

: one more cheesy pick up line and you'll be left here in the park, han jisung.

" :(( "

" :(( "

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Felix

"is your name wi-fi? because i'm feeling a connection"

: should i turn it off then? maybe i should

" babe :(( "

" babe :(( "

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Seungmin

"if i could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."

: they already did a good job with putting N and O together.

" meanie :( "

" meanie :( "

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Jeongin

"i'm a thief and i'm here to steal your heart"

: i'm calling the police, yang jeongin

" no! :( hyung she's bullying me again !! :(( "

" no! :( hyung she's bullying me again !! :(( "

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