An elderly man enjoys the sun with a cup of coffee in the care hotel, until an old woman with a look of recognition on her face joins him at his table in her wheelchair
With a broad smile she asks how he's doing. He looks at her with raised eyebrows and with a grumpy face says, "I'm horny".
Completely taken aback Mrs. Turns around and rolls away.
The waitress who has overheard it all, asks the man in amazement why he was acting so weird.
The old man looks at her and replies quietly: "When I last asked her how she was doing I had to listen to her full medical records for over two hours.