Diabolik lovers Laito Sakamaki meets Su-mara Hotto~°

SASSY

Stomp stomp stomp....hm? OUCH!!! " birdy your awake! Kanato said looking down at him with teddy in his hands swaying back and forth It's time to get ready for school birdy! here you go <puts school uniform on bed> reiji doesn't like waiting around so hurry up and put it on okay birdy!~smiles at the blond hired boy with a creepy little smile on his face "Okay...who are you? and who's that <points at teddy> "hm...this is teddy and I'm kanato and your my pet birdy!, smiles again at him .^. Bye bye~°
Um..okay but...I never got to tell you my...name though

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IN THE KITCHEN

Kanato: birdys awake

Reiji: did you bring him his clothes yet?

Kanato: yes

Subaru: so what's his name Kanato?

Kanato: birdy! kanato Picks up cake and sets it on the table yummy!

Reiji: put that back,kanato get something healthy for your brain

Kanato: NOO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!

Ayato: if I were you I wouldn't say that if I were you

Kanato: runs to room and shuts the door

«Three minutes later»

Kanato: runs back and picks up the cake and runs back to his room and shuts the door again

Reiji: Laito is Shuu up yet?

Laito: shrugs he's probably going to pretend that he's sick,oh reiji have you seen my lovely Phaedra?

Reiji: no not that I knowno of

Subaru: lovely?....more like ugly if you ask me at least it matches you

Laito: I'M NOT UGLY!!! REIJI MAKE HIM TAKE IT BACK

Reiji: .....good bye I'll be waiting in the limo

Laito: WA...REIJI AREN'T YOU GOING TO SAY SOMETHING OTHER THAN THAT!!!!!

Reiji: walks away like he didn't hear laito say anything

Laito: wow reiji your a real man just walk away huh

Subaru: haha he doesn't care about you walks to limo laughing his head off

Laito: frowns humf I no he's jelly of my smexy ness walks away looking for his hat

Kanato bangs on the bedroom door BIRDY TIMES UP NOW GET OUT OF THE ROOM IT'S TIME FOR SCHOOL I GOT YOUR LEASH READY!!! Kanato said trying to open the door Su-mara A.K.A birdy opened the door to see Kanato gump on his back making Su-mara fall on the floor as shuu walked out of his room "WHAT THE *FLUCK* KANATO WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HIM!!! Shuu said looking at them from his room " I'm putting his caller and leash on so he doesn't get lost Kanato said getting up* from were he was, as Su-mara A.K.A birdy jumped up and just looking at the two of them then slowly and carefully he walked away from them looking for the bathroom and got lost wine Kanato finally noticed that Su-mara A.K.A birdy wasn't there Kanato thought maybe he was looking for something to eat and ran off so Kanato winte to the kitchen and started looking for what he deemed good for bird's laito was STILL looking for his beloved Phaedra that he didn't release that Su-mara was walking the same way and as they got closer and closer to each other they ran right into each other's heads and looked up at each other's face "blink blink your alive? laito said blinking twice before actually thinking he was there "Yes don't sound so sad about it Su-mara said looking at him "DON'T YOU SASS ME Laito said walking closer to Su-mara as then realizing that Su-mara was a little taller than him "I'M NOT SASSING YOU, YOU SASSED ME FIRST Su-mara said in a sarcastic voice that sounded like he was a buff mouse* "UM EXCUSSSEEE ME SASSY um...SASSY APPLE CIDER LYSINE UP YOUR IN MY HOUSE NOW SO DON'T SASS ME LIKE THAT!!! Laito said with his hands up his hips, as Su-mara copied him and put one of his hands on his hips and his other hand pointing at laito with one ginger "
MISTER SASS ASS I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND WERE I AM AND NOW I'VE LOST MY LOVELY PHAEDRA!!! Su-mara said then stopping to see laito's reaction "Phaedra? What color is it sassy bitch? Laito said looking at Su-mara "it's white and black

Reiji: LAITO,KANATO,SHUU,AYATO,
AND SUBARU COME OR WELL BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!

Laito: Oh sassy bitch are you coming along?

Kanato: don't talk to birdy like that say his real name BIRDY

Su-mara: my real name is Su-mara but call me what you'd like~°

Shuu: su-mushroom?

Ayato: I think it's su-marshmallow

Kanato: Birdy!

Subaru: NO it's su-mushy

Reiji just get in already all of you

«THEY ALL GET IN THE LIMO FINALLY!»

"HAH MY LOVELY laito said moving his hat to himself* "YA YOUR SITTING ON MY PHAEDRA! Su-mara said looking at Shuu GET YOUR ASS OFF IT! "Huh this is yours? thought it was laito's...Shuu said moving his but off his hat that was now squashed by shuu's but "my poor poor Phaedra it probably smells like you're but now Su-mara said picking his Phaedra up "hay at least my but smells good reiji's but probably smells like dirt Shuu says looking at reiji with a smile "I inshore you that by but doesn't smell like dirt "sure sure *whispers to Su-mara he's a liar*
Laito: well my but smells the best so...

Reiji: would you all stop talking about your buts your scaring him

Shuu: who?

Kanato: birdy that's who

Ayato: you mean Su-mara

Kanato: no birdy

Reiji: were almost there Su-maraaa....What's You're last name?

Su-mara: Hotto

Subaru: doesn't that mean hot?

Reiji: yes

Subaru: but your not hot

Laito: wow that was RUDE

Su-mara: OUCH that hertz Subaru

Subaru: sorry I had to okay

Kanato: where's the idiot reiji?

Reiji: do you mean yui?

Kanato: yes

Reiji: she wasn't feeling to well

Su-mara: who's that if you don't mind telling me?

Kanato: yui's an idiotic human!

Laito: she's a bitch

Reiji: yous your manners Laito

Laito: you can't tell me what to do your not the oldest of the family!

Reiji: nor are you laito

Shuu: yeah I am so just shut up the rest of the way to school

»TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!«

This chapter is still little short but oh well btw sorry if I have some spelled a lot wrong I °mostly was tiered wine I made this chapter, hope you all like this chapter and wants again tell me if you like it so far,until next chapter gooda bye lovely's~°