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hey daddy:)
yjeon; what the fuck
taebaby; xiumin, we literally just had a whole ass conversation about sex. don't what the fuck me.
yjeon; i'm not xiumin
taebaby; i stg, stop pranking me dumbass. i'm already horny, now let me send my address.
yjeon; i'm not fucking xiumin, slut.
taebaby; oh, you never told me you have a degrading kink;)
yjeon; I AM NOT XIUMIN YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER
taebaby; do i seriously have the wrong number?
yjeon; YES OML
taebaby; fuck. the bitch just fucking blocked me on grindr
yjeon; LMAO did you send nudes to him?
taebaby; well, i was clothed. it was literally the picture i just sent you but a different position.
yjeon; LMAO RIP probably he just wanted jacking material.
taebaby; why jack off when he could've actually got laid? fucking dumb ass. i swear that bitch was sending me a fuck ton of dick pics and now he ghosted me. men fucking suck. i wish i was straight smh girls probably wouldn't bail on me. maybe i could pay one of my friends to fuck me with a dildo.
yjeon; once again, what the fuck.
taebaby; once again, don't what the fuck me. i'm sexually frustrated
yjeon; yeah but you're venting to a stranger.
taebaby; does it look like i give a fuck? no. anyways, you wanna send me dick pics?
yjeon; um, i have a pussy.
taebaby; what the fuck. your text messages radiate daddy damn it fuck, i can't call up baekhyun, he has a girl friend now shit, i just want to get laid.
yjeon; lmaoosmsm i'm actually a boy sksk
taebaby; your a boy with a v? tf?
you're transgender? omg! i am so proud for how far you came! stay strong<3333
yjeon; no. i have a dick?? the pussy part was just a joke. i'm not transgender.
taebaby; oh. then send me dick pics.
yjeon; no! i actually have self-respect for myself to not send dick pics to a stranger.
taebaby; whatever loser. i'm just going to call up yugyeom, he has a decent dick.
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doing these texting aus are fucking difficult. i have to constantly edit the chapter to make sure the texting is correct n shit. like honestly, i don't really care is jungkook's texts are on the wrong side any more.
