Dear future life partner of my best friend,
Please understand that a married couple can still have a divorce and fall apart.
But my best friend and I will be forever.
So, you better not be jealous and insecure of our bond.
Remember, I came first, and you came later.
Just saying.
And yes, you are so screwed for marrying this nutcase.
And then I come as a bonus too.
😂RIP already.
