DNB
I see the little cinnamon roll is online~
You
Who are you and what have you done with Namjoon?
DNB
..
Tied up to a chair
You
Ah great
Keep him there :)
DNB
Hey!
If I was actually kidnapped would you literally allow it
You
My hopes were high that you were actually kidnapped
Anyhow I need to think about the answer to the question you have asked
DNB
Go on, I'm waiting
You
Good for you
Okay I've come to the conclusion that I should probably answer no I wouldn't let you get kidnapped
But honesty is key so yes I would allow it
I'd then go and maybe report to the police if you're not given back because of how much you talk
DNB
!!
I do not talk too much!
You
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And I'm a fucking toilet then
DNB
It'd explain why you're so full of shit
You
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You ain't slick
You're a place where they put all the rubbish
DNB
Why cuz I'm trash?
You
Huh guess the dumb one can use his brain
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DNB
You can use your brain?!
You
Don't know why that's a shocker I've been pointing out the usage of my brain quite often
DNB
HA! YOu uSINg yOUR BRaiN!!
You
....
You're not Namjoon
DNB
Heh... would you look at the time
Gotta go feed my non existent cat!
You
There's no cat you've literally just told me in that text
DNB
Ohh ahahaha really!?
Haha silly me I meant friends!
You
GJ... I thought I told you this
You've no friends.. they're all just illusions your head made
DNB
YOU RAT
NAMJOONS GONNA KILL ME WHEN HE READS WHO GOT HIS PHONE
YOU SNAKE
You
Night night sleep tight~
Don't let the Namjoon get youu~~
:)
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Meme Queen
Fanfiction'Hello bitch! I am the meme queen' A Namjoon texting fanfiction Includes swearing, randomness, and memes Mature Rating on because I don't really know what plans I have for this Also, credits to the owner of the memes and photos used
