The long, furry tail makes me anxious. What will happen next? Who is this cat in the hat? Right as these thoughts run through my head my crack addicted mother BURSTS THROUGH THE DOOR! "I'm selling you to pay for more crack you stupid whore"! Right as she takes off her sharpened titty covers to stab me a huge cat jumps from out under my bed and yells so the whole house shakes "IM THE CAT IN THE HAT AND THE CAT IN THE HAT WILL NOT ALLOW THAT"! My mother faints while the cat drags her out of the room. I'm shaking and crying. But why? The cat saved me. What is he doing with my mother?
He returns seconds later with $600 in his pockets that seemed to be attached to his body. "Let's go kiddo".
"Where"? I ask
"To Seuss world".
I ponder what Seuss world is but decide to ask no more questions and go with the cat. He pulls out what seems to be a small box until it grows to a enormous crate. He opens the top and light rays emerge. He says "Get in kid".
I follow him into the lit crate. I feel the sensation of falling until my feet hit a soft, powder like surface. Around me are colors of every kind. Nothing is the same here as back at home. I jump after the cat taps me on the shoulder. "C'mon". He says leading the way.
After hours of walking we reach a building not like any other. It's shape almost makes it look flexible. We walk into the building and go up a couple floors to what I assume as the cats apartment. I look around. It seems dim and dusty. There is garbage all over the floor and cat nip sitting on the table. The cat tells me to lay on the couch while he cleans my new room. I go to the fridge because I haven't eaten in 5 days. The fridge is full of different foods! I eat until my head hurts. I feel drowsy and fall asleep in the couch.
I am awoken by the cats tail tapping me on my thigh. "It's ready" he says. "Come see". I get up and follow him the the room at the end of the hallway. It's beautiful. My room is yellow with a large window that shows the a view of a field with horses and the sun shining bright. But I wonder why this is when I looked so different before I came into the building. My bed is much bigger with a white bed set. Next to my bed is a wooden night stand. Across from my bed is a desk with colored pencils and paper laying on it. "THANK YOU SIR"! I say enthusiastically
"You're welcome young one. You deserve this".
"Do I get to stay here, will I ever see my mother again"?
"Maybe one day, but for now we are going to have all sorts of fun". He pulls out a box and opens it to reveal a board game called "Erotica"
"How do you play" I ask
He replies with "Ill teach you".
He pulls out a dice and tells me to roll. I roll them and get a 4 and a 5. So I move me game piece 9 spaces. I land on a space that says "stroke tail". I look at the cat as he raises one eyebrow at me. I take is furry tail and pet it continuously. The cat bites his lip. About 10 minutes later the cat rolls the dice. He rolls a 6 and a 4 so he moves 10 spaces and lands on a space saying "pet pussy" but I don't understand because I'm not cat. The cat takes his big paw and removes his glove. He unzips my pants and puts his paw in between my legs and moves his paw up and down.
