hi welcome to my unoriginal fanfiction oof. So- basically cuphead is a singer (ew not in my watch hoe) and is a (not) famous person in school. He always make all girls fall for him. He thought bendy was a girl so he try so hard to make bendy fall fo...
I regret. I shouldn't have say that to him. Well at least it's still too early to die by embarrassment. I went to library to finish what I was doing before that cupfuckface stole my book. I guess he didn't see the schedule I made
Day Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday; wake up if still alive, go to school earlier than your idiotic sibling, avoid whoever you have to, go to your work (hell yes maid bendy gonna show up) go home, do homework, sleep.
Friday; wake up, prepare a breakfast for yourself, wake your idiotic sibling up and left the house after that, left the school 5 minutes earlier, go to your work, go home, do homework, sleep
Saturday&Sunday: work from 9am till 5pm, do whatever you want
I'm loving whatever I'm doing right now. Except for the work part. I hate it. I'll be a mega ass trap by wearing fake D cup breast. How do girl even stand up with those big titties anyway??? Meh fuck it. I'll get killed if I asked the girl with dd cup size (cuz ppl will think he's pervert lmfao)
Time flew really fast, I didn't even realized I have like 15 minutes before the class start. So like a good student I am, I go back to the classroom. I want to avoid the cup headed person so bad but no lUCK. He's next to me and fuck me silly. I pretended I didn't see him and sit on my precious seat. But nOoOoOOoOo he nOTiCe mE-
“what was that all about??” he asked, obviously curious as fuck. “what what?? What about???” I play dumb with him because I can “nevermind then” he said while looking away from me. “alright weirdo” I said aaaaaaas our teacher get his ass into the classroom. Great.
Lol I'm skipping time to the and of the school because I can
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inally! I can get my ass on the couc--- nevermind, I remembered I have to go to work. Fucking life is hARDDDDDD WHY---. “Oi bendo!” I turn around to see Alice waving at me. “what do you want toot” “help you with your work for today! I've decided to be temporary worker there” she said proudly. I'm not even proud because from what I know, she will bitch slack off her work. Obviously running away from her responsibility.
“why do you want to be a temporary worker anyway” I asked, not really caring why actually. “because of my personal business. No more question. Let's go!” she grabbed my hand and drag me to the cafe. I'm not ready goddamn it.
We arrived to the cafe finally. It took us 15 minutes to get here. We entered the cafe and greeted by our lovely old man manager. “good evening Alice, Brenda” he said while wiping the counter (what does it call again?? I always at home so idrk what it cALLED LMAO) we both greeted him as well as we get to the changing room to get dressed in our beautifully uniform. Maid uniform I meant— don't get it wrong this cafe serve no fuck because they know there's underage worker here. We're not proustite. Fight me if you call me proustite.
After we changed into our beautiful uniform, we obviously, go to the customer and take their order, bring their order, take the motherfucking bill. Easy job right? NO IT'S N OT. When there's a fucking guy flirting with us waitresses, we have to just get along with it. I wish I can roast their asses by saying that "I'm a boy Sir" I'd like to see how will they react anyway. I don't like being flirted. Most guys chose me because of my fake breast. Its hUGEEEEE. Huger than your future (don't worry that's a lie your figure is bigger than it xd). I can't wait until I can get home, slipping on my lovely couch.
Cuphead's P.O.V
My friends (Felix, Oswald and Mickey) and I walked together to the maid cafe everyone has been talking about. Is this stripper cafe or what?? Why would they dress up as a maid??? They wanted to be servants???? I'm very confused on why anyone would work at there. Plus it'll attract pervert to the cafe.
Enough with my bullshit. Oswald want to go there because he want to see his damn girlfriend in the maid uniform, Felix just tag along because he has nothing better to do and Mickey wanted to taste the food. I want to fucking go home and die on my comfortable bed but noooooooo. They drag me along.
After a million year, we finally reach our destination. Not gonna lie, the cafe look cute from outside. What about inside? “welcome to the maid cafe!” a familiar voice... Very familiar. I look at the owner of the voice and it's her. I am completely shOOKETH. “is Ortensia here?” Oswald asked her. “I'm very sorry sir but no. Her shift on night” too bad for him, couldn't see his girlfriend now “take a seat gentlemen” she lead us to a seat with four adorable chairs. She looked at me and surprised. I guess she didn't notice me before. “w-what do you guys want?” she asked, stutter a little bit. Maybe because she saw me. They choose whatever the fuck they want. I'm not that hungry honestly. “yo cup you don't want anything?” Oswald asked. I see she titled her head a bit “no. I'm not hungry” I said as I take out my phone and took a picture of her. She got embarrassed so she slapped the back of my head “cupface you fucking jerk no taking picture of me!” she said as she walked to the kitchen. Cute though. The other look at me confusedly. I simply said she's my classmate and they just nodded. God I didn't even think she'd work here. Her personality doesn't suit with a work like this. I looked at the picture again and I'm a bit surprised, her chest a bit- no. Huge as hell. From what i remembered, she's flat chested. How in the fuck her chest grow that big???? What kind of magic she did?? God I need to stop talking about that. She wore makeup, her right eye is brown with white pupil. Why did she even wore contact lenses?? Because she want to hide her identity? Or--- nevermind she wore it because she don't want to wear her glasses isn't she. “here's your orders gentlemen” she said as she served the foods. I didn't realized I analyzed the photo too long. The other might think I'm a pervert if they see me staring at the photo too long.
“you like her cuphead?” Felix asked. “Where in the hell you got that idea from?? Of course no. She's sassy as hell. Not even falling for me” “so that means you flirt with her and she dump your ass??” Oswald said as he let out a chuckle. “get off my personal business you two” I tried my hardest to not sound like I want to murder them. “alright alright. You're in love and we can't interfere your damn business right?” “no shit sherlock. And for the last time, I don't like her” I let out a frustrated sigh. I don't even like her.
Do I?
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I'm finally update sOMETHING AGAIN HAAAAAAAAAA--- sorry sorry. I forgot to say that I updated bendy's eyes. Now it's two different colour because he was cursed by me
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