JJBA: Drabbles Pt 1

Sum Wittle Headcannons 1

Follow me to the room of headcannons with the crusaders! If any of you want to add some of your own headcannons,tell me! It would be my pleaseure to put it here!

1. Joseph,when bored,he will take a few spirit photos of his friends and sometimes Dio.

Joseph: Is there something fun I can do? AHA! I'll take a few spirit photos! *taking a few spirit photos but with a cost of,cameras*
Joseph: Lets see. Wtf is this!? *holding a photo with Jotaro kissing a dolphin* OOOHH MYYY GOOOD!! * lookin at a photo of AvPol,AvPol aura intensifies* Better not to tell anybody. !!! * photo of Kakyoin talking with Kermit* EHH??! * last photo,Dio and Vanilla Ice hookin' up* Holy shit...how?? *a photo of himself lookin at dem photos*

2. Go and ask Jotaro if you can(or dare), if he got threatened to the extreme level, he need to choose a choice which will be safe forever with him but with a cost of the other choice's life. Like...
A) Live with the dolphins in the underwater kingdom.
Or
B) Live with Kakyoin and Jolyne,fixing the broken relationships.
See if he got anxious,even though he shows it a bit.

3. Polnareff can cook. But with the help of Avdol of course. Imagine...

Pol: Avdol?
Av: What?
Pol: Uhh,I want to cook us dinner but...
Av:Are you asking a permission from me to cook? Of course you can!
Pol: I haven't finished yet! >~<
Av: Owh..sorry.
Pol: I want to cook us dinner but you musn't be there to help me. I want to cook by myself. I want to see if  I can cook without your help,kay?
Av: *thinking for a bit,then look at Pol,then at the kichen,then back to Pol then sighs* Sure hon.
Pol: :-)
*after 5 episodes of Vento Aureo*
Pol:*watching his and Avdol's house burned* *le cry*

4. Kakyoin obviously a gamer. He can beat you in any game. But if it comes to team up like games, eg; MLBB,LoL,Dota,Counter Strikes,CoD etc, he'll still gunna annoy you by stealing kills or anything that can get on your nerve. Expecting our cherry doughnut to be nice in games? Hahaha, fudge you.

5. Star Platinum secretly steals the crusaders' signature stuffs as; Jotaro's hat, Kakyoin's sunglass,Avdol's headband,Polnareff's earrings,Iggy's coffee gum and Joseph's gloves(not the prosthetic hand) and hide all of it in Joseph's suitcase. He'll do this if he hates Joseph when Joseph become a dipshit.

6. Hierophant Green sometimes always seen in the bath tub,having a bubble bath,with flower petals everywhere,with dem jasmine scented candles and just casually reading a fashion magazine with a mask on his face.

7. Magician's Red sometimes have his own 'angry bird mode'. Its not like he have period or such,he just a grumpy red featherless chicken boi when the other crusaders' stands make sum unfixable messes.

8. Silver Chariot can make sculptures from glass. Quite elegant if you ask me. Except the part when the shards is on the floor and you can hear Polnareff's howl in pain in 1 AM.

9. Dio secretly have a YouTube channel for DIY crafts and makeups. Kars would be so happy if he knows he's not alone.

10. The World and Star Platinum are dating. They sometimes meet at random places. But Splat's best friends dislike him so...

The World: *sings like Romeo under the balcony of the hotel that crusaders are in* MUDAAA MUDA MUDAA MUDA MUDA MUDAAA~ (*just think any song you imagine World is singing*)
Star Plat: *admiring his boyfriend's singing* Ora? Ora! Ora orara ora ora. Ora ora,ora. Ora ora! (Huh? World! I have to go. Good night,World. Love you!) *flying kisses to World*
The World: *smiles then just to make Star giggle again,he sings again*
The crusaders' stands: *fudging throws huge vase on World.*
The World: RETIRED!!

11. Kakyoin and Polnareff have their own Vine,Gaming and official channels of their own.

12. Avdol secretly teaches Magician's Red how to fly. (Kinda reminds me of my own jumps from my rooftop)

13. Iggy is a playful wittle doggo when you tries to be nice and give him his treat. (You hear that,Pol?)

14. Surprise surprise! Jotaro surprisingly have his own YouTube channel too! But he always posts about dolphins and other stuffs.

Pisceanic: Ooh,JoJo have his own YT channel too? Cool! Lemme watch.
*after a dolphin version of The Godfather*
Pisceanic: I'm gonna find him and fudgin sue him.

15. Joseph have hella huge stash of body pillows with Caesar printed on it. Man,u high on salad.

16. Jotaro can drink about 5 glasses of beers, Kakyoin can't even finish a small glass of beer(not the shot glass) and he's done,Polnareff can drink until 3 and Joseph don't drink beers. He have tequilas. He still got em'. Avdol don't drink.

17. They'll find their own free time to exercise.

18. Silver Chariot can cook even tho we all know Polnareff can't. Hierophant Green can cooperate in games not like Kakyoin. Hermit Purple is stronger than Joseph. Star Platinum is cuter than Jotaro(no offence ya big edgy boi)Magician's Red is more mysterious than Avdol's robe. Let's say Stands have something their owners don't really have.

19. They have their own favourite Marvel heroes. Jotaro with his The Hulk,Star Platinum with his Bruce Banner(ehh?), Silver Chariot and Polnareff have the Punisher, Joseph with them girls(hhh,not surprised) and Magician's Red and Avdol with the Ghost Riders(u see dem s?)

20. If they turn into mini crusaders,they still can shank you to the Hell with ease.