Diary Of A Fake Fan Becomes A Fan Fan

Jessica Meets The Emo

Dear diary,

Today there was some new girl in school today and she was wearing a t-shirt with Breandon urien (or whatever her name is) on it.

Since Ciara always gets the emo friends first, I decided to talk to her and become her friend. It's so unfair how Ciara can get friends so easily

As I talked to her, she said her name is Kara and I asked her about her Breandoon Uri shirt. She said

Kara: do you mean Brendon Urie?

Me: sure whatever

Kara: Yeah. Do you like him?

Me: yeah! I love panic at the party!

Kara: *laughs* panic at the disco you mean

Me: y-yea-

OKAY SO THIS BITCH LAUGHED AT ME AND THEN HAS THE AUDACITY TO CORRECT ME???

I might as well still be her friend. Just to spite Ciara.

Hey it's the author of this version of the book! The OG creater is ImNotObsessedISwear and is amazing and her book is the best and extremely painful to read but love it!