"Whoa! Is everyone alright?! I heard screaming! Is there an intruder?" I say gripping onto the frying pan.
"No...it's just Albert being stupid..." Jake says as he groans and holds onto his ears.
"Oh my God...that was awesome..." Albert says while struggling to breathe, nevermind get up.
"Jeez Albert, don't do that again, you really had me worried." I say putting down the frying pan.
"Sorry, sorry." He says calming down.
I look at the sandwiches on the table.
"Ugh...we're having sandwiches?" I groan.
"What? You don't like my cooking?" He asks.
"No, no, I do, it's just that...ugh...sandwiches? That's pretty basic." I say.
"Well we don't have much food in the house and I don't have any money, so sandwiches it is." He says.
I look into my wallet to see if I can find any money. I just CANNOT eat a sandwich.
I grab my phone and call Dominos.
"What are you doing?" Albert asks while trying to see the caller ID.
"Calling Dominos." I say while biting my nails.
"Seriously?" He says.
"Yes seriously! Now shush, they could pick up and minute."
"And how are we gonna pay?" He asks.
"I'm gonna pay. Don't worry. Now shush!" I say trying to sound as annoying as possible so he could stop pestering me.
"Ugh...fine...but I won't let you get away with this!" He says whining.
"I will, I'm Y/N, I get away with everything." I say chuckling evily.
"That's true." He says smiling at me.
Then an employee picks up the phone greeting me.
"Hello! My name is Nancy, what can I get for you?" The employee asks.
"Hi! I'll just get a large-"
"Grass Pizza!" Albert says trying to interrupt my call.
"We don't serve that he-"
"I know, I know, I'm sorry that was just my annoying-"
"Boyfriend? My boyfriend does that a lot whenever I order food." The employee says chuckling.
Ugh. Now I have to say he's my boyfriend or she'll think I'm rude for correcting her. Whatever, I'll let it slide. Just this once.
"Yeah, that was my boyfriend, haha..." I say nervously laughing.
"Anyways, I'll get a large cheese pizza please."
"Okay and is that for pickup?"
"Yep." I say.
"Okay thanks you for ordering Dominos! Your order should be ready in about fifteen minutes or so." The employee says hanging up.
"Okay I have SO many questions." Albert says.
"Okay?" I respond.
"Why did you say I was your boyfriend?" He says while smiling at me.
