"I'm ready..." Harriet says shyly, standing in front of Dean in her underwear. Dean walks over to her and takes her hands in his, Smiling as he looks into her green eyes.
He slowly removes his underwear and pics up the courgette which has been attached to a belt. Harriet giggles at the strange sight in front of her.
"Oh my god, are you sure about this?" She grins
"I'm sure if you're sure." He smiles as he leans in for a kiss. Picking up the courgette belt he fastens it around his waist while Harriet teasingly gets undressed from what little she has left on. They both laugh.
"This is absolutely bonkers Har!" Dean says "It's gonna be fun though, you finally got the size which you dreamed of."
"Well, that's what happens if you let me choose the courgette." Harriet says, eying up the vegetable strapped around his waist.
They position themselves on the bed, the silky sheet underneath them just waiting to have their bodies thrashing about on top of it.
Dean slowly grinds against Harriet after laying her on the bed, causing her to moan loudly. Things quickly get more heated, and within 5 minutes Harriet is practically begging for Dean to "shove the damn vegetable inside of me already!" To which Dean happily takes as an invitation to thrust deeply inside of her, causing overwhelming pleasure to Harriet.
"Urgh I feel like you're enjoying this way more than me, I mean this is a vegetable and not my dick!" Dean sighs.
"It's okay, I'll jerk you off after." Harriet winks at him.
They are just finishing up, after a very pleasurable experience, when Dean pulls out.
"Oh my god." He exclaims. He looks down at the now destroyed vegetable around his hips and the seeds which are bursting out of it.
"Eww! I have courgette inside of me!" Harriet screeches, laughing hysterically as Dean tickles her. "At least it's just a stupid vegetable right? It can't hurt me or anything."
"Of course not Har, It's literally like cucumber on your eyes. It's probably doing wonders moisturising your vagina!"
"Dean you are so gross, just looking at you already moisturises my vagina enough. I certainly don't need a vegetable to help!"
"How is that gross? Now you're being the gross one." Dean retaliates while settling down next to her on the bed.
"Do you want me to jerk you off now." Harriet says in a deep voice.
"To be honest, I enjoyed watching you get off enough, I'm not really in the mood anymore..."
Harriet snuggles into Deans side, and they both nod off for the night.
