#Spoilers

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Best Friend: OMG I"M READING THE LIGHTNING THEIF AND I"M DYING!!! I'm only up to the part where they are playing capture the flag so, DON'T TELL ME SPOILERS!!!!

Me: Gabe is his brother

Me: His mom adopted him

Me: Luke is in love with Percy

Me: Annabeth becomes a goddess

Me: Percy and Annabeth hate each other

Me: His mom marries Hades

Me: Luke kills himself cause Percy loves Clarisse

Me: Grover drowns Annabeth

Me: OH! AND! Percy dies.

Best friend: ................

Me: 

Best Friend: I'M GOING TO KILL YOUUUUU

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Best Friend: I'M GOING TO KILL YOUUUUU

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