CALLED IT!

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It was a normal day for the group as the sun was shining and the birbs were singing as the green grass was swaying and all was in pea-
"I F*CKING CALLED IT B*TCHES"

EARLIER THIS MORNING
(I'm writing this while my cat is laying on me and clawing my chest and it is very painful)

Tom's POV

I was making breakfast for everyone for once even the stupid commie.

Soon it was finished and I called every down "EVERYONE GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE I MADE BREAKFAST!" "Shut up Jehovah!".

"No thank you for making everyone's breakfast"
"I bet you poisoned mine"
"Well I didn't and I already regret not taking the chance to"
"Where's the others?"
"Wow changing the subject but now that you mention it I haven't seen them since Matt get drunk"
"Yeah, how did that happen again?"
"He drank spiked punch"
"That makes sense, I bet you did it"
"Did not it was you!"
"Well I didn't and we should probably check on them since they didn't come down"
"Fine they aren't going to like it if we fight in the morning anyway".

We headed upstairs towards Edd's room since it's the closest but when we opened it he wasn't there only Ringo.

"They f*cked"
"WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!?"
"Cause it's the truth"
"And how do you know"
"Did you not hear the noise?"
"When?"
"When they get upstairs and Edd was helping Matt to bed"
"I am use to your stupid noise when you have henti I didn't hear anything bastard"
"So you spy on me?~"
"No your f*cking loud as hell"
"Well it's not like we all haven't lost are virginity"
"Y-yeah totally"
"Wait have you lost your virginity yet"
"I haven't so what!"
"I could take it~"

I slapped the smirk of his face and huffed with a large blush on my face with 100 shades of red.

"Let's just go to Matt's room"

And with that we left to Matt's room, opened the door and I was not ready for the site in front of me at all.

"I F*CKING CALLED IT B*TCHES"
That seemed to make both of them wake up startled.

"Uhh we can explain"
"How can you explain that you and Matt are naked on a bed with the fact I heard your moans edd hmm?~"

"YOUTWOCHANGEDAND DOWNSTAIRSFORBREAKFAST"
and with that quick note I left them terrified but the commie followed me downstairs.

"Tom"
"Tom"
"Thomas"
"Thomas"
"Thomson"
I fliched as he said my last name in his leader tone.

"W-what commie?"
"Awe it Tommy scared of me~"
"N-no"
"Looks like you are~"
"F*ck you"
"No I'm f*cking you"
I third a punch at him but he grabbed my fist and pinned me to the wall by now I was a blushing mess.

"Not so fast Tommy I haven't had my fun yet~"

Welp I'm f*cked


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