Canada's POV:
No one likes me... I need a friend. But, no one wants to be my friend... I know!!! What's another low-life country like me that no one knows about? Comoros!!! So I called him. "Hey Comoros you want to be friends with me dontcha know?" I said. "Who is dis?!?" Comoros asked. "Its me Canada!!!" I answered excitedly. "Who is dis Panada?" He asked. "No its Canada...," I answered. "I don't know vat a Canada iz..." He answered and hung up. "NO ONE LIKES ME!!!!!!!" I screamed. "I don't blame him.... I don't know what a Canada is either..." Kumajiro said as he sat in my lap. "Kumajiro! Your my stuffed bear... I've had you forever! You don't remember your owner?!?!" I yelled as I walked away from the phone.
