I hate my family reunion. Almost all of the family is out to get me. See my family reunion is in July at Yosemite national Park this year. I can say one thing about it, tree's will not be my best friend. We pulled in at 8:30 a.m.
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I had to ride the whole car trip in a shoulder wedgie. And every bump made it worst.
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When we got there I took the pain machine off me and bum badly burns. It started of normal then the torture starts with Uncle Andrew most likely saw my waistband of my blue Nike briefs. After I felt that I knew what was coming, the drew special. He yanked my undies to the head and snapped it on my forehead. Then yanked the front and injured my family Jewel's then he hanged me on a tree branch. I was left there for about 30 minutes because of my strechy undies didn't want to rip. Next thing I heard was
Rrrrrrrrippp.
Thank God it ripped bad thing I forgot to grab extra. For the rest of the day was really fun except for the nut buster my uncle, dad and my brother gave me. I got a call from Uncle Andrew about a week later saying he was sorry.
