1. Chat

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Welcome to A&S Chatroom!

Tatiana: Hello?

Ashes2Ashes: Hi, Tatiana! I see you got Freya's invite through her email. 😬

Tatiana: I did. Will I now be riddled with worms and viruses since I downloaded some strange app onto my computer? I want to back up any important files before that happens. 😉

Ashes2Ashes: LOL! Not at all! I made the app for a school project. Need the credits to pass. Now you are all my little guinea pigs... 😏

Tatiana: Oh... So where is everyone else? Or am I the only dumb one that downloaded this thing? Should I be expecting the blue screen of death soon?

Ashes2Ashes: They should be along soon. Probably still in class. I never attend classes, so I'm free to do as I please. 😂

Tatiana: Fantastic—I'm stuck in a dubious chatroom with an underachiever tech geek.

Ashes2Ashes: Don't knock it 'til you tried it! 😁

Anyway, tell me about yourself. Tatiana is a Russian name, isn't it? Are you from the country previously dubbed the USSR? And should we call you Tatiana or is Ana okay?

Tatiana: Ana is fine, though my mother would cringe if she heard me say that. My mother is from Russia, father is from Chicago. I was born in Seattle.

Ashes2Ashes: Sweet. My name is Asher, but everyone calls me Ash. Hence the screen name. Incidentally, you should change yours too, Ana.

Ana???

You still there?

Ana: Yeah—is this better?

Ashes2Ashes: Meh...so-so. You should come up with a cool name like I did.

Ana: Ashes2Ashes? I guess the tech geek's definition of cool varies greatly in Colorado.

Ashes2Ashes: 😑

Greyhound: Is this thing fucking on?

Ana: Anyway, besides school what do you do?

Ashes2Ashes: Grey! Sup, bro?

Greyhound: Nada. Just sitting here in some lame ass chat room from 1995 apparently. ☹

Ana: LOL!

Greyhound: Who's the chick? And why can't we have our own icons—like real ones. I don't wanna hide this pretty face behind a computer screen. I need to share it with the world.

Ashes2Ashes: Working on it, bro. Perfection takes time. This here is Ana.

Greyhound: Hey, babe—ASL?

Ashes2Ashes: Jeez, you don't even know the chick, fool. She could be a hermaphrodite for all you know.

Greyhound: Meh... She'd still have a hole I could fuck.

Ana: Ew...

And I'm not a hermaphrodite. Only the appropriate holes here, tyvm. 😒

Greyhound: So...answer the question. ASL?

Ana: Ugh, fine. 21/female (obviously we've got that cleared up by now—at least hopefully)/Seattle.

Greyhound: Dammit.

Ashes2AShes: Still hoping for that hermaphrodite, huh? 😰

Greyhound: Yeah, no...too far away.

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