The Fallback (18+)--Sample

3. Private Messages

Greyhound: Does this fucking thing work?

Tati?

Ana: Hey! Ash got the private message thing to work I see. Something on the screen kept blinking. Took me a minute to figure out what the hell was going on.

Greyhound: Baby, I'm always going on.

Ana: Asher was right... We need an eyeroll emoji up in here.

Greyhound: The only eyerolling I know is the kind that happens when a girl's about to come while I'm fucking her blind.

Ana: Okay, I'm out.

Greyhound: Fuck...no wait, dammit!

Ana: ?

Greyhound: You had questions. I can answer them. But only in PM's.

Ana: PMS? 🤔

Greyhound: No. PM's... Private Messages.

Ana: Oh, okay then. So, spill. What's the story with Freya?

Greyhound: What's there to tell? We've been friends for years, and though I wanted to fuck her since I learned how to use my dick, I only caught feelings for her about a year ago.

Ana: And did you say anything to her about it?

Greyhound: Shit, when? She moves from one man to the next before her bed's even had time to get cold. The timing was...well, it was never right.

Ana: Oh. Does she sleep around or just have shitty taste in men?

Greyhound: She ain't a hoe. She either gets bored or they fuck around on her. Why they would, I have no damned clue. She's a fucking knockout. Well, you know that as you've seen her.

So, when are we Facetiming? 😉

Ana: Hmmm, yeah—NO.

Greyhound: Fuck, come on. I already know what you look like, so what's the problem?

Ana: Oh, yes. I got your friend request on Facebook.

Greyhound: Well, you haven't responded to it.

Ana: I'm still deciding whether you are Facebook friend-worthy.

Greyhound: I'm worthy where it counts, so don't you worry.

Ana: <insert eye roll here>

Greyhound: 😝

Ana: Back to Freya, fool. What made you change your mind about just being friends? Did you two ever fuck?

Greyhound: No on the fucking, though not by my choice. Freya doesn't mix friends and fucking. And I dunno what changed. One minute she was crying on my shoulder when her ex-boyfriend fucked her over, and the next I was wishing I was kissing her lips to stop her from crying.

Ana: A pity fuck? You felt bad and wanted to make her feel better?

Greyhound: No. I don't do pity fucks. Bitches take that too seriously. Thinking I want seconds and shit.

Ana: Hmmm. So, you're a manwhore. Nice. 😑

Greyhound: No, not a manwhore. I just like to spread the wealth. 😂

Ana: How...philanthropic of you.

Greyhound: Anyways, I don't fuck around as much as I used to. Trying to make a good impression on Freya. I think she sees me as more than just a walking hard-on and best friend now. So, I guess that's progress.