RANDOM SMUT ME AND MY FRIENDS WRITE IN CLASS

Part 1

1. Granny pushed donkey into the swamp,"What if dragon finds out?" Donkey asked, He groaned as Granny spit swamp water on donkey. Shrek came out wearing a thong, "NOT IN MY SWAMP!!" he screamed. The end

A/N: Im sorry. I hated that one the most, it put an image in my head that i cannot forget.

2. Humpty Dumpty moaned into Sofia the first's neck. "You wanna crack me?" he said. Slapping a carrot onto his thigh. Carrot juice dripped all over his black thong. The carrot fell into the void and went into a sex shop. The end

A/N: this one was really hard to write for me and i really cant stop laughing. and whats with the carrot?!?

3. Marceline spread peanut butter on Batman's ass cheek. Batman looked at her with delight and slapped a piece of bread on his ass. The end

A/N: ok wtf. lmao i dont support this one because bubbline forevah!

4.Donald Trump laid kinkily on his bed. Dora came in abruptly dropping her backpack as it screamed in pain. "You got the milk?" he asked. She pulled out a carton of Nestle milk and rubbed Trump's big orange bird cock as he got tickled. The end

A/N: i though the shrek one was bad ok this is worse.

ok so theres gonna be a part 2 soon as i find the rest of the paper or we make a new one. what do yall think?

imsorry i traumatised u

-xxxblackbandit