Taekook Oneshots

"Are They Dating Or, Just Doing The No Homo Bromo Shit?"

Oneshot.1: "Are They Dating Or, Just Doing The No Homo Bromo Shit?"

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They were at it again. Whispering into each other's ears and blushing like high school girls. When one of us cast a look at them, they continue eating like they were not just openly, shamelessly flirting in the dining table.

Taehyung finished his dinner and rushrd upstairs, and not so surprisingly, Jungkook followed him with a giddy smile adorning his perfectly sculptured face. From the way they were whispering during dinner, I am a hundred percent sure that they are going to pull an all nighter and, that is certainly not to play overwatch.

"Those guys are becoming weirder everyday." Namjoon hyung voices my thoughts.

For the past few months Taehyungie and Jungkookie have been acting really strange, they cannot be apart from each other even for one nano second. They always stick together during concerts, fan meets, award shows and practically every second of everyday.

Sometimes, they have faint red or dark blue/ purple bruises on their necks that look disturbingly akin to hickeys, when they are asked about it they come up with feeble excuses such as they burnt themselves while making rice cakes or, those gigantic love bites that literally glare at us, are mosquito bites.

I mean come on, TaeTae and JungKookie do you really think we are that dumb. Sure, we are best known for our goofy personalities and cuteness overload, but we are just as smart as you are or, sometimes smarter than you two, given the fact that we are your hyungs and have eaten more cups of rice than you.

"Tell me something I don't know." Yoongi hyung grunted and tsked.

"Should we confront them about whatever is going on?" Jin hyung frowned, concern was oozing from his worldwide handsome face.

I personally don't think that is a good idea, I have, in a lot of occasions, asked them of their weird behaviour, but they always brush it off or completely change the subject. So asking them directly is a big N.O.

"It is such a shame that we don't know what is going on under our own roof." Hobi hyung sighed. "If only, we are not 24/7 concentrate on improving our skills, we could have observed them."

He is right though. This new tour has us practicing day and night to increase our skills. We sometimes, over do ourselves just so we could meet our ARMYs' expectations. Each on of us with one goal in mind, to improve ourselves. That could possibly be why we never paid much attention to the two youngest when they were on their first chapter of "how to be weird around our hyungs".

"But then again, our duty is to fulfill ARMYs expectations, not to observe our youngest duo." He added.

It is a Saturday night and there is no practice tomorrow, so that would ultimately mean that Jin hyung is going to drag my awsome Jibooty and the other hyungs' sorry asses to watch a sappy romantic movie.

"Jimin, you have been awfully quiet throughout the dinner, do you have anything in mind, concerning TaeKook's behaviour lately." Yoongi Hyung asked me.

I muttered a small, barely audible 'nothing' and jumped on the couch earning a smack on the head from Jin hyung for ruining his precious worldwide soft couch.

I also did not miss the worried glance Yoongi hyung threw my way, before his masterpiece of a face swaped into one of his, 'I don't care where this world is headed, I gave up all hopes on humanity, I want to die now and be reincarnated as a small sized rock by a brook in my next life,' look.

Suddenly something cliked inside my head. I am not sure if it is because of Jin hyungs second graders' smack or his flasy pink sweat shirt and pant. But I know it has something to do with the way, Yoongi hyung said the maknaes' names.