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Meadow: Why did you fight a goose?

Barry: Sometimes the goose gives you no options.

Meadow: What does that even mean?




Bakugou: I love it when my friends close their eyes and put their heads on my shoulder... rest bitch




Shinsou: Hello? Police?

Shinsou: Yeah I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested.




Drew: *accidentally drops stuffed animal*

May: THERE'S BEEN A MURDER!

Drew: Babe you gotta stop doing this.

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