Proof That Brendon Urie Is SATAN

Reason Number 9

(Yo don't read this part if you're going to a Panic! at the Disco show and want to go to it blindly/not knowing what to expect at the concert cause this has a lot of spoilers (i guess??) about what goes down)

Ladies and gents this is the moment you've waited for.

Two days ago I say SATAN himself live, in person and let me just say I don't know how I made it out of that concert alive. I'll explain why later on though.

I'm here to spew some more FACTS straight at you that prove that Brendon "Forehead" Urie is in fact SATAN.

First off, so many damn high notes in one night. How is that even possible? There's only one explanation of course, and it's the fact that his SATAN powers help him reach those notes multiple times. 

Second, there was a lot of fire goin' on, and uhh guess what else has a lot of fire goin' on? That's right, HELL. And whose the king of hell? SATAN aka BRENDON BOYD URIE.

Third, this man was in tHE DAMN AIR???? CASUALLY PLAYING PIANO??????? AS IF HE WASN'T LEVITATING ON A PLATFORM AT AL?????????????????????? SATAN powers I tell you. SATAN. POWERS.

Fourth, his drumming skills are fucking amazing, like inhumanly amazing, SATANICLY AMAZING. And when he was done drumming? hE DID A WHOLE BACKFLIP OKAY, THAT ADDS ONTO THIS WHOLE SATANICLY AMAZING THING.

Now here's the best part.

My intense duel with SATAN!!!!

He didn't even physically attack me, he just said a lot of sweet stuff and he also took his shirt off toward the end of the show, both of which basically did a fatal blow to me.

How am I still alive? I don't know honestly. Maybe I gained some of his power? Perhaps i'm Brendon Urie and i've been living a lie this whole time? Nobody will ever know.