"The wind is malesting us" -it was windy at the bus stop.
"I'm being malested!" My Freind tried to take off my headphones on the bus.
"Stop fucking malesting me!" My Freind took off my head phones
*people reading this*
"wow they have alot of abusive freinds"
nah dude, its called true friend ship.
"pony catch me" Me and my freind were watching a scene from The Outsiders.
"its fun to abuse friends" my freind was throwing snowballs at me.
"I've been molested by Mr Ryans ass"
On the bus my principals ass accidentally touched my arm.
"I just realized that Patrick Swaze would be so disappointed in you if you killed yourself just to see him" -My high freind
"I'm that much of a thirsty hoe that I'm drooling" -I'm not okay
