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I missed the bus today, so I had to walk (wow surprise) to school 😪
And on the way to school, I take this little shortcut called "HellHole Park" and cross the main street where tons of cars speed by as if the only movie they ever watched was Fast and Furious, but anyway-
Apparently, HellHole Park was completely covered in ice. The entire field was just a rink of death.
But I didn't see it because it was completely covered in sky cocaine :(
So I was going my merry way and being an innocent child of Jesus when the universe decided, "Hey, wouldn't it be funny if we pulled a trick on this unknowing child who was done nothing wrong whatsoever?"
So I step on the field and iMMEDIATELY I just slip and fall flat on my tooshie. And I think I heard someone laughing in the distance.
