as i stir i realize something is off with me and pat my body slowly as the sound of static grows . "DARN IT, im glitching again"
i get up slowly and painfully with a groan in boredom.
"can i ever truly have peace and.... wait people are still here?!.... WAHAHHHH"
i run to the camera "HEY ANYONE THERE, HELLO, THE LIGHTS ON!!! .... im back at it glitches and gals"
slowly messes with camera and gets it working like it used to and looks at a pic of what i now look like"eww i look like the kid from chaos dragon, that needs to change asap"
after hours of grooming my hair and fixing some of my glitches and rebooting a few times unaware of what i was doing. once done i glance at my pokeballs that are in the corner of the room, safely underlock and key in stasis. "hey guys time to-"
hours after being knocked out i meet the author. and state to him annoyed. "yo, comfortable seat here"
"thanks it cost the blood of my enemies not too much"
as the author rights the talk we are going to have i get myself free and after hours of pushing and punching i defeat him and take control of the book.
"so anyone down for the random stuff that you once saw or no!!!" i wink cutely earning some wolf whistles from outta no where.
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Humorola glitches it's me red and welcome To hell lol jk I will be updating this randomly