Crunchy BNHA Story

Chaptur Won

One apon a thyme, there was a land far far far far far far fad far away naMed Japan. My dad came up with that. i waz sleeping but than not.

i stretched and yawned. Ew, I smell gross. Just like I like it.

Eye showered and grabed my clothes. They're r uniforms but i jist made my own. I am innovative.

i pud on black riped skinnie genes and a one direction band tea and a blak beenie and a black lether jaket and even my vans. And them, my spikey blacc coler. I jast am'nt emow. Just difrent.

i got downstaris and my abusive grandma and cat were there.

Cat: Dangat AmberBrixleyRosetTaiChi you ar bad. *peas on*

AmberBrixleyRoseTaiChi: Awwww dang.

I just didnt let tgem hurt me thow.

Grandma: Meow

I cried but wiped my tears cuse I just have no tears left to cry. I flew out the house wit mi wingz.

as i went, a boi bumbed me

AmberBrixleyRoseTaiChi: dangat boi

Boi: Surry.

AmberBrixleyRoseTaiChi: okay, just, I dunt need saving.

Boi: k man. Wanna wak?

AmberBrixleyRoseTaiChi: sore. but i jast dont need saving.

Boi: ya i am Midiyaya

AmberBrixleyRoseTaiChi: eyem AmberBrixleyRoseTaiChi

Midiyaya: gud. Pretty.

I just smaked him. I dunt like pitie

Midiyaya: eye habe a lobe.om oll mite.

AmberBrixleyRoseTaiChi: *walks to scool woth Midiyaya.

Midiyaya: *waks in*

AmberBrixleyRoseTaiChi: *is nervus.*

"G'mornin' class it's ya boi Awaza  here back atcha' with another lessin ;)'' he says, a cheecky grin on his pale stubble fce. ;We have a new student.;

Bagugcko:  *groans* i really hope she isnt sexy so i can beet her butt

AmberBrixleyRoseTaiChi: I doubt it. Hello. i am AmberBrixleyRoseTaiChi, the grl youve all been heering about, but you can call me alix. I moved here from Hiroshima becuz it recently got boombed by Enola Gay so, welp, i just had to flee with me mum. *shrugs as PTSD kicks in agen*

I kicked Bocugow to let him know he cnt mess with me. he cried.

Alix: anyways, *wipes blood off cheek* i moved away from somewhwer else. *looks off into distance* anyways again, i want invite you to my Kwncinyera. yes. welp? waddya say bros? ;P

Class: were gunna cum!

I wipe teers but then i hve no ters left to cri. i ma brocken. ever since my abusive grandma and cat.
i now have 20 friends to go tto my Kwncinyera. those are rookie numbers. i then relize tht by inviting the hole class i invited Bitch momo and her posse of Bitches. but i also invited my crush nd the hottest boy in scool. Hanta Sero. he looks at me but i turn awy becuse im shy nd quircky.

speakin of quircks, i live in a wurl where everyone haas quricks. i ingested a pretty cool qurick. but i dont think its cool, but it is cewl. i have the qurick to to have every singlwe qurick, i just have them, i dont have to steel them likk my dad, All For One.

*bell rings*

Class; *walks*

Bocugoe: *purshes Midordian*

Alix: *catches with ctaching qurick*

Mindordian: O-Oh m-my g-g-god th-thank y-you *blushes*

Alix: Oh no problem, youre just so cute- *gasps and covers mouth and bluhes and is ashamed and is shy* nani?!?! ahhh onii chan!! doki doki nesu nesu!! nya!

he cisses my cheeck nd we get to lunch room. im not rezally sure where to sit becuse im new so ii sit at the mian table in the center to not be noticed. i was eating my favorite cold soba when someone came to me.

Momo: Hey bitch, you at my tzbale bitch, move bitch. bitch.

i did not.

Momo: Jessica get her!

jessica got me. i yused my beat up stopper quirck and stopped them. i made them fart with my other quirck so they left. i then started to rise from my seat nd stopm my feat.

Alix: "So what if im crazier than crazy, so wht if im sicker then sick. so what if im out of contol. mybe thats wht i like about it.SO WHAT.

the hole lunch room strted to clap and use theirye trays for a beat and sang along. them i hesr clspps. i turned embaarsed to see all the teachers and all the pro heroes clapping . i blshed

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