Comics by iPod.
:wake up
:we are tired.
: your grannies and grandpapas are coming over.
(oh dear)
Meet:
grandpa Tim
grandma Beatrice
grandpapa Bill
grandmama Helen
grandmummy moon
grandaddy pope
: don't do this to us!
: yeah! They're so embarrassing!
: YOUR GRANDPARENTS ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE. I will NOT stand having attitude. NOT in my house.
Later during dance class...
: hi I'm Londis. I'm new.
: hi I'm Ben.
: !!! hes my brother!
: oh hello.
: oh hi. My name is Patty. I believe we've met before. I like your haircut.
: what??? How dare u mention that in public! No one is to know of that day.
: what happened?
hairdresser: wash you hair! It stinks of purrrfume. I don't like purrrrfume. It hurts my nostrils. You happen to be the most horrible, ugly, non richest girl I've seen in all my life! You're to poor to afford 1000 pounds on the spot!
: that's what happened. Sniffle.
: I like your haircut. And it doesn't matter if you can't afford 1000 pounds on the spot. Neither can I.
: neither can WE, Ben, neither can we. Not just you. We live together. We are siblings.
Dance teacher: And now, the perfomance of the twins!
(applause)
Dance teacher: now, the Spanish dancer!
(applause)
Dance teacher: the homeless boy! The girl in pink! The girl with bunches! The boy with mushroom hair! The couple!
(applause)
Back at home...
thanks for letting me stay for dinner.
: no problem.
: I don't mean to be rude, but your grandparents are a bit... Well...
: yeah we know. They're so embarrassing. Look at Grandmummy Moon Will. She's ugly.
: You children are lucky she's deaf. If she wasn't, she'd be so ashamed of you lot!
: hello Patty's mum.
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Comics by ipod
RandomWritten when I was 7. Will a family of four and another girl called Londis be able to outsmart the crazy grandparents and flee? Or will they be locked up forever?