BEACONS GLOW! Part 2 /Initiation Preparation Part 1

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I LOOKED AT HIM,THOSE EYES I WANT TO EAT THEM,I WONDER IF I PLANT HIM ON THE GROUND WILL HE GROW TALLER?, "BACON!?" I SHOUT "Beacon" The Blonde Lady Corrects, "Thats What He Said" Claptrap Said The Witch Growls A Bit At My...Our Friend's Smartass Action...Is He Gonna Die Now?.


Claptra-(???:FRAGTRAP!) (Sorry Sorry) Fragtrap POV

At My Smartass Action She Growled A Bit Annoyed I Chuckle Quietly Well As Quiet As A Robot Is "Okay So We'll Go But Please Don't Let Those Blonde Thots Get Close To Me" I Say,Earning A Death Glare And A 'Im Gonna Kill You' Kind Of Growl, "Also My Minion Krieg Is Too Muscular So The Uniforms Will Umm...Rip Apart." "MY PECS HAVE PECS" Krieg Exclaims (Also Clappy Analyzed You But Likes The Name Krieg) , "I See..." Ozpin Says And Then Takes A Sip From His Endless Mug, I Nod...Well Try To But *THUNK* "Ow..." I Say.



(Timeskip Brought To You By BIG CHUNGUS)




CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN POV

I WAS LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW "why aren't my fingers at someone's eye sockets right now?Why Aren't My Fingers At Someone's Eye Sockets Right Now? WHY AREN'T MY FINGERS AT SOMEONE'S EYE SOCKETS RIGHT NOW!?" I Exclaim,Everyone Looks At Me "Sorry The Abuse Got To Him And Made Him Go Apeshit" Clappy Says "I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BYCICLE!" I Exclaim, WE ARRIVED! Ruby Was Looking At My WEAPONS "OHMYOUMWHATDOTHEYDODOTHEYTURNINTOANYTHINGCANIHOLDTHENPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE?" SHE EXCLAIMS I HAND HER MY WEAPONS AND SAY "ANYTHING FOR MY BIG SISTER"  Ruby AND Yang(Thot Edition) LOOK AT ME, "WHAT? IS THERE A LITTLE MAN ON MY HEAD!?" 'There Is' "SHUT UP!" *SMACKS MYSELF*,"Yes He Is Indeed Your Brother Now You Two Should Prepare For Initiation" THE WIZARD SAYS I NOD AND RUBY HANDS ME MY WEAPONS AND ME AND CLAPPY GET PREPARED

(Timeskip Brought To You By Chibi Y/n/Krieg About To Kill Cardick)

WE GET READY AND...CLAPPY GETS LAUNCHED AND I UMM WHY AM I NOT FLYING LIKE THE DRAGON I AM!? 'You Are Heavy As Fuck Idiot' "STOP TALKING TO ME" *SMACKS MYSELF* THE WIZARD PUTS ME IN A CANNON AND LAUNCHES ME AND I LAND ON A POOR URSA I THEN STAB IT REPEATLY "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" I EXCLAIM THIS WILL BE FUN HAHAHAHAHA (???:It Was Nice While It Lasted) (I See) (Ozpin?) (Ozpin: "It Seems That He Didn't Work With Salem") (He Didn't?)
(Ozpin: "....").
TO BE CONTINUED
Question Who Is ??? And Why Is The Author Asking Ozpin And ??? Questions? Question Two Why Are We Having This Conversation?

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