I love you..Jayy..? (A Dahvie Vanity love story)

Enjoy your almond joys!

So. This is my second chapter..Duh..Lol. Man, i was writing this on the bus, at 6 in the morning, on a phone, for you guys. DEDICATION! Haha well heres chapter 2! Peace!

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Audreys P.O.V

I wake up to a pounding headache, the adventure time theme song blaring in my ears, and two guys talking. Da hell happened last night?! I try to think back to what happened, but all i remember was logging on to stickam to see botdf...THAT'S IT!!! I talked to Dahvie last night...And..I'm..In..There...House? Holy shit.. I get up to see if im just trippen. But not before i fall off of the couch face first and onto someones boots. Dammit..Probably Jayy's.. I hear people coming down the stairs and jump up, making sure that noone saw me. Down comes Dahvie, like an kid on Christmas day. Jayy follows behind looking slightly pissed. What's his problem?

"Hey, hows your head?" Dahvie said, concerned.

"Oh it's fine..Kinda..Just have a killer headache though." I replied. I look down and realize that i don't have my clothes on, but instead have a pair of sweats that are far too long, and an oversized button down shirt. "What the hell happened to my clothes?!" I asked, scared for the answer.

"Oh uhh..About that, when you were knocked out, Jayy thought it would be a good idea to poor ice cold water all over you. And you fucking bitch slapped the shit out of his cheek." Dahvie replied, giggling a little.

"Yea, you bitch. That hurts! I'm not to fond of you at the moment, you asscake!" He shouts. I just start freaking laughing.

"Asscake?! Wow Jayy, of all things you could have called me, you called me an asscake? Haha, well whatever floats your boat." I reply still laughing.

"Water floats my boat bitch." Says Jayy snapping his fingers. With the things he says sometimes, you would never guess that he was the guy that totally fucked with Bryan Stars so hardcore. But i mean, thats just how he is. Its not like ive known him forever. I just honestly met him now.

"Hey do you want some water or something?" Asked Dahvie.

"Sure." I replied.

"Jayy go get the girl some water!"

"Why, so she can slap me again.." Said Jayy, obviously still burnt about last night.

"Oh come on! I'm sorry! If it makes you feel better, i dont remember anything lastnight!" I replied trying to make him happy.

"Fine, i forgive you. On one condition." He said slowly grinning. I really don't want to know what that messed up kid is thinking.

"And what would that be...?" I replied cautiously.

"You have to do a few dares for me" He replied, grinning even bigger. "And they're all in public."

"Fine. I'll do it, Just let me get ready." I replied. I went to go take a shower, after grabbing my clothes from my house. I'm sitting in front of the mirror straightning my black hair, when Jayy comes in with a box of pink hair dye.

"Ahwww Hell Naw!" I yell. He just smiles and hands it to me.

"You can do that now" He said. Damn..

"Well, i cant. I need bleach." I replied slowly. He walks out and comes back in with a bottle of bleach. Shit..Hes smart.."FINE! Your evil ass is NOT doing it tho! DAHVIE!" I yell, trying to be heard over Jayy's loud laugh. Dahvie comes in and sees the bottle of dye and starts laughing. This is not going to be a good time..

2 hours later

Dahvie made it to where theres blonde on the top and pink on the bottom. I mean, I like it, but i miss my black hair D:

We're on our way to Wal-Mart and Jayy hands me a loaf of bread. "Go slap a random person with it and run inside" He says giggling. I just look at him. He throws it at me and pushes me away. I go find a random kid and slap him with it and RUN! I hear a mom yelling at me and i run faster. I can hear Dahvie and Jayy laughing somewhere by the toy section. I finally find them and Jayys on the ground laughing his ass off. I wait till hes done and he gets up and gets me a Dora doll and puts it in the middle of the store. "If anyone tries to grab it, Yell 'SWIPER NO SWIPING' as loud as you can." I have no clue why hes making me do this, but then i see Dahvie recording it and i know its for youtube. Oh well i can handle it. I dont care.

Some random little girl comes up and starts to grab at the doll. I pop out from behind the box and yell 'SWIPER NO SWIPING' and she screams bloody murder and runs. As usual, you can hear Jayys high pitched laugh from 8 aisles down. I walk over to him and just stand there. "Is that all," I ask. He just shakes his head. He hands me a box of cheerios and tells me what to do. I get to the middle of the store and start screaming out- "FREE DOUGHNUT SEEDS" and get a bunch of wierd stares. He comes up to me and tells me another thing to do. This time i laugh because of how mean it is. I go up to this little boy and say very quietly "Hey, your shadow is pure evil, its going to eat you if you don't run away!" He just stands there and stares at me. I then see Jayy come up behind him and touch his back and scream. The kid flips out and runs screaming down the aisle yelling that his shadows going to eat him. Jayy, Dahvie, and i are on the ground laughing. He tells me to do one last thing and i agree. I go over to the clothes section and hide in the clothes. This old lady comes over and i jump out yelling "Pick me! Pick me!" She just gave me a dirty look and walked off.

"There Jayy, are you satisfied?''

''Why yes, yes i am." He replied still laughing. He starts walking away and Dahvie comes up to me.

"Hey, did you enjoy your day out?" He asks.

"Uhm..Yea kinda, i just dont think i can ever show my face in Wal-Mart again."

"Oh yes you can." At that exact moment, a store clerk comes over and yells at us to get out. Dahvie grabs a bag of almond joys and throws it at him saying "ENJOY YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ALMOND JOYS BITCH!" Then runs out as fast as he can. We all get to the car, with Dahvie still video taping it, and are laughing.

"So youtube, these are the adventures that we have in Wal-Mart. Good day!" Dahvie says to the camera. Jayy starts driving home and I lay on Dahvies lap. He starts petting me, and the next thing i know, I'm being woken up. I just pretend not to hear him and he eventually picks me up. He opens a door and puts me on a bed. I assume it was his because he got in with me. I could hear him quietly say to himself "I think im falling in love with you. I will never leave you." And i fell asleep.

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Yes!! Chapter 2 is done!! Fan, vote, comment, Thanks! I hope you guys like it, since its 3:22 in the morning and i have no life haha. Love you all! xD Oh and watch the video, its a botdf candy fight xD