memes from tumblr i stole

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i needed to write these down so i could draw them later ( when tablets charged)

079: 🎵She was poetry, but he couldn't read~🎵

939: 🎵His name was Jared, he's 19🎵

173: 🎵When his parents built a very strange machine🎵

035: 🎵Watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen🎵

106: 🎵Ayyyyy, macarena!🎵

049: Horrible job, everyone

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173: Do you ever want to gently place your hands on someone's cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and look right into their eyes and then violently twist their head at a right angle and snap their neck?

049: That took an unexpected turn.

173: Yeah, so did their neck.

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049, mildly angrily: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!

173: Honestly, not much.

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106: I think everyone's got a favorite threat. Mine's "I'll kill you"

682: I'll destroy you and everything that you love

049: I'll delete your ribcage

173: Your neck can't wait for me

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173: Y'all can CATCH THESE HANDS

049: You don't even HAVE hands

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049-j: I have one last thing I need to do.

049-j: And that is...

173:...

049-j: Lick Peanut.

049-j: [licks 173]

173: oh my fucking god

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049: 173, this is an intervention. You need to stop snapping people's necks.

173: What are you talking about? * Snaps 035's current neck *

049: 173.

173: * grabs 049 *

049: 173!!!

*SNAP*

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