Gracie Allen Flash/Glee

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The sound of my alarm screaming at me woke me up, so as usual I got dressed and left for school skipping breakfast again. When I got to school I was walking on my own and saw Mr. Shue and 3 kids from glee club, Artie, Mercedes, and Tina. I was then confronted by Kaya.

"Hey freak!" She joked, "what do you want now?" I ask her, she then punches me, ow that hurt. Soon enough I ran off. I then saw the jocks throw Kurt into a dumpster. I kept my head down and went by him. When I got into school I went over to my locker and got my stuff for the classes I had. My classes are Spanish,English, and Math. I love the first too but math? Not so much.

After awhile I was in glee class and we were singing

All:  ah, Freaking out! Le freak, c'est chic freak out! Le freak, c'est chic Ah,  freak out! Le freak, c'est chic freak out! Le freak, c'est chic have you heard about the new dance craze? Listen to us I'm sure you'll be amazed big fun...

We sang until Rachel kicked side ways and almost hit Mercedes face.. What an idiot. "Whoa! Whoa! Hell to the Nah" Mercedes said, I saw the pianist roll his eyes finally someone agrees with me! "First of all, you try to bust my face again, and I will cut you. And also this song is terrible." Mercedes complained. "Okay, no, no, it's not the song.  You guys just need to get into it." Mr. Shue says.

"No, it's the song it's really gay." Kurt
says. "We need modern. music, Mr. Shue." Artie says. "I'm sorry guys we don't have time to discuss this. We're doing the song this Friday at the pep assembly " Mr. Shue states. "In front of the whole school?!"  Tina asked "exactly" Mr. Shue says. "This song  sucks and we have to sing it in front of the whole school... Great just great." I complain.

"They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial." Kurt complains. "I'll press charges if that happens" Rachel adds. "Guys, I can't express to you how important this assembly is. We need recruits. There's 6 of you, we need 12 to qualify for regionals." Mr. Shue says. "Then we need a better song." i say. "We have no choice or the club is over. I know you guys don't like this song, but we took nationals back on 93 with "freak out" it's a crowd pleaser " Mr Shue says. "That was in 93... 93! It's not 93 anymore" I state. "I'm dead. I'm so dead." Finn says walking away.

Later on we were In glee club Mercedes and Kurt were talking about clothes or something I was texting my brother. I then put it away when Mr. Shue came in "okay guys how about Kanye" he said. Yes!!! "for the assembly?" I ask. "No, we won't be ready In time." Mr. Shue replies. "We're still  doing disco, but we can fold it into our  repertoire, and it'll be awesome at regionals. Communication is the foundation a successful of any successful music group we need to communicate you guys said you wanted modern music I listened" Mr Shue explained. "Mr. Shue, we'd really like not to disco at the assembly" I say. " Finn, you're going to take the solo. Mr Shue says. "What no I I can't do the solo mr. Schue I'm still learning to walk and sing at the same time" Finn objects. "No problem ill walk you through it" Mr Shue says. Oh no.. "Mercedes you know this?" Mr Shue asks. "Oh, I got this" she claims.

Mercedes: she take my money when I'm in need yeah she's a triflin friend indeed oh she's a gold digger way over town that digs on me

Mr Shue: now I ain't saying she's a gold digger but she ain't Messin with no broke broke now I ain't saying she's a gold digger but she ain't Messin wit no broke get down girl go head get down get down girl go head get down get down girl go head get down down cutie the bomb met her at a beauty salon with a baby Louis Voittin under her underarm I can tell you about your charm far as girls you got flocked I can tell by your charm in your arm I got but I'm looking for the one have you seen her  Gold Digger but want but she get down girl go ahead get down get down girl go head get down get down girl go head get down girl go head get down get down girl go ahead 18 years 18 years she got one of your got you for 18 years I know somebody's paying child support for one of his kids his baby mama car crib is bigger than his you'll see him on TV Any Given Sunday win the Super Bowl and drive off in a Hyundai she was supposed to buy your shorty Tyco with your money she went to the doctor got lipo with your money she walking around looking like Michael with your money should have got that insured Geico for your money if you ain't no crook holla we want prenup

"That was fun!" One said. "Alright just like that " Mr. Shue said. "Ready?" He asked.

After a while it was the end of the day and I went home and did my normal routine. The next day I did my morning routine and went to school.

we went to glee and of course Rachel paid a student to ask Mr. Shue for help. "I'm sick of hearing you squack, Eva Peron " Mercedes conplains. "Let her talk " Finn says. " I have another idea for the assembly." Rachel claims. "Can I once again stress my most strenuous objection to this attempted suicide?" Artie asks. " they're not going to kill us. Because we're going to give them what they want." Rachel said. "Blood?" I ask. "Better" Rachel says. "Sex" she says... 'Oh god no' i think to myself.

Soon enough it was time for the assembly "silence Children, silence. First an annoucment, the  toilets are broken again we are fixing the problem  let me warn you you there will be zero tolerance for anyone soiling school grounds last time you have a treat for you guys today mr. Schuester" Principal Figgins says. "Yay Glee!" the guiedence councilor Emma said.

" hi when I went to school here Glee Club ruled the school and we're on our way back but we need to the party now I couldn't tell you all about how great he is but I think I'm going to let some friends of mine to show you instead" Mr. Shue says walking away.

(Push it plays)

All: get up on this get up on this ooh baby baby  ba baby baby  ooh baby baby ba baby baby get up on this.

Finn I think: Push it

Mercedes: hey!

All girls: Get up on this

Finn?: Push it

Rachel: sa sa sa sa salt and pepas here.

Artie: Now wait a minute y'all now this dance ain't for everybody only the sexy people so all you fly mother's get out there and dance holla

Rachel: Sa salt and pepa's here and were in affect want you to

Whoever it is; push it baby

Rachel: coolin by day then at night. Come on girls let's go show the guys that we know how to become number one.

At the end of that horrible song (A/N I had to skip it. It was so weird!) Somehow everyone applauded besides Sue and the Cheerios.

Soon enough it was lunch time I was gonna sit outside the school and when I got out I got into a fight with Kaya. And of course Kaya got in trouble for it.

Tbc