Once upon a time Voldemort died, but he still had an monkey called MORT.
So Mort was a kind of Voldemort so he was gonna take over the wizarding world.
But Mort couldn't say all those funny words because he was an monkey.
So Mort was sad so he jumped of a cliff because that stuff works in Twilight.
But Mort wasn't in Twilight so he died.
THE END!!!
Authors note: I know this thing sucks but I was just really bored, NEVER DO TWILIGHT KIDS!
PS: I don't hate Twilight but... oh, wait, I do... :)
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :)
