A little girl asks her mother: "mom, how did the human race begin?"
The mother answered "God created Adam and Eve who gave birth to a lot of children who gave birth to children, and then so on."
The little girl asks her dad the same question.
"Humans evolved from apes."
The little girl was confused and she asked her mother about it.
"We'll you see, honey. I was talking about my side of the family, and your father was talking about his."