Gee. I bet your life is better than mine. Bet you don't have to lie every time to your brother who's slightly older than you finds out you like someone & your brother is jealous of you so they say mean things about your friends. Circle: yes, no
You have a religion that's pretty much never heard of and this religion makes it hard to *cuts off abruptly right there*
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The Diary of Dory Fish
HumorThis is me diary/journal, for all of you that want to know the horrible thoughts of my middle school self. Trigger and cringe warning advised. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!