The Rockodile Sit Fic (Ugly Love Crack Fic)

DISCLAIMER:

This story (all 220 words of it) is a fucking joke. We are both fully aware Sam and Kit are not together. This is meant to be nothing more than a laugh. (Also, this is crack fic, it's meant to be fucking disturbing and stupidly unrealistic).

Also, Sam, Kit, if you /are/ reading... We're so, so sorry. Just, sorry.

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Kit and Sam sat across from each other. Not talking, just looking.

Kit had loved Sam for a very long time. He didn't know why, maybe it was because he could drink a pint in under a minute. Maybe it was because they looked the same in a pic Tom posted (see right hand side, ayyy). Idk.

"Sam i want to show you somethin bby" kit purred, like one of Crilly's cats.

They pair skipped to the pub toilets.

"What do you want to show me?" Sam asked.

"My rockodile" he replied, ripping his jeans in two so they fell of his body.

Theu did the frick frack to the sound of kit going 'sam sam sam' as per the drummers request.

When they came out from the toilets, kit turned to sam, a deep love in his chest and a deep pain in his ass.

"Sam i love you 5eva. Be my wife??"

"Yes kit!" He cried.

The pair grasped hands and skipped out the pub and into the road, heading for the chapel opposite.

All was good and happy. The en-BAM.

Tom had accidently run over his best friends in the van because he was texting charlotte and didnt have his eyes on the road.

"Fak" the singing muttered.

As sam lay dying, kit whispered his final words.

'Stop look listen'

Then they both died. #RIPSit

THE END.