WOOHOO! This one's my favorite! Song: Not Evil. Preformed by: Queen Watevra Wa'nabi, Lucy, Batman, Unikitty, Benny, Metalbeard, I think that's all... yeah. Let's do it!:
Lucy: Oh no, are we in a musical?
BM: Uh, hope not.
QWW: Hello, friends, my name is Queen Watevra Wa'nabi. Don't worry I'm totally not one of those evil queens! You've read about in fairy tales, and seen in the movies. And there's no reason at all to be suspicious of me.
(Not evil, not evil, no. The least evil person I know.)
Qww: Mmm-mm
(Not evil, not evil, no. The leastevil person I know.)
Lucy: I wont lie, it's actually very suspicious that your leading with this.
Qww: I'm so not a villain, I have zero evil plans. No ulterior motive, just wanna help where I can. I wanna shower you with gifts, cause I'm selfless and sweet. So there's no reason at all to be suspicious of, Queen Watevra Wa'nabi. The least evil queen in history. And if you do not believe me, I totally won't imprison your family. 'Cause that'd be evil, and that's so not me.
(Not evil, not evil, no. The least evil person I know.)
Lucy: Really? 'Cause I'm getting super evil vibes here.
(Not evil, not evil, no. The least evil person I know.)
Qww: Benny, do you you like spaceships? 'Cause I think they are great.
Benny: How'd you know that?! Loving spaceships is my one defining trait!
Qww: Well, now my good friend, you can build the spaceship of your dreams, on your very own planet, with your own spaceship building team!
*Benny gasps*
Lucy: Come on, do not fall for this!
Benny: Wyldstyle! Haven't you heard? There's no reason at all to be suspicious of her!
(Not evil, not evil, no. The least evil person I know.)
Lucy: Yeah, I know she keeps saying that, but she's clearly an evil queen!
(Not evil, not evil, no. The least evil person I know.)
MB: Yar, well I'm not byin' it!
Qww: Metalbeard, a pirate without a ship, that's so cruel. It's like a spider without a web, or a queen without a fool.
Lucy: Even her metaphors are suspicious!
Qww: I've got a surprise for you! A planet that's really a pirate ship and the population: your crew!
Mb: Her story checks out, she's cool, not evil.
UK: What about me?!
Qww: Unikitty, what's the most glitter you can imagine?
Uk: Alot!
Qww: Times that by infinity!
Uk: WooHoo!
Qww: And Batman,
Bm: Don't even try it, lady, I don't need anything.
Qww: I know. And that's why I'm goning to give you half of everything.
Bm: Uh, like, everything, everything?
Qww: Everything, everything!
Bm: She's rad, this chick gets me.
Qww: Here's some other words, people use to describe me: unduplicitous, unmalicious, unconniving, unnasty!
Lucy: Your clearly just adding, "UN" to words that describe you.
Qww: Who, me? I'm Queen Watevra Wa'nabi. I never trick people into trusting me, by hiding my true personalities. So I can use them to accomplish my evil deeds, 'cause that'd be evil and that's so not me!
Qww: I never cheat, I never bribe, I never scheme, and I never lie. And that wasn't a lie that I said right now, that I never lie, cause I never lie! And I never laugh when children cry, and I never poison enemies of mine. And I never cry when I'm alone at night. Cause I'm not sad, I love my life! I'm gettin' off track, let me get back, to the point I was makin'!
Qww: I'm Queen Watevra Wa'nabi! The most least evil person you'll ever meet! And if you make eye contact with me, I totally won't have you executed immediately! Cause that would be evil, (evil) evil, (evil) evil, and that's so not me~
For the peoplez who haven't seen this mivie yet: do you think Queen Watevra Wa'nabi is evil or not? Bye!
~Chok
