1.Be perverted with all your heart.
2.Love Mineta.
3.Follow Im_The_Real_Mineta
4.Be one with the Mineta.
5.ALL HAIL MINETA.
6.Any other religions are fine, as long as Minetism is your main one.
7.You better love your bl, and gl.
8. Watch fucking anime for once.
9. If you been completed 8, good job, continue watching that anime!
10. Drink rat pee! It's like Holy Water, but for Mineta worshipers. 😃🍻😄
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11. Fucking leave already.
-And before that. Do note that. You can never leave this religion.
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Minetism : MINEBLE
RandomMineta, our god. Mineta, our ruler. Mineta, our pervert. Mineta, our hentai and porn collector. All hail Mineta. (And yes the Mineble is a spin off of the word bible)
