First, let me clear something up. This is, MY opinions, and right now I'm in THAT mood, so you can consider taking interest into them or not, it's fine! But if your gonna be a scum-cum-fucking complainer and think that YOUR opinions are the only thing that SHOULD be right then go AND FUCK OFF, seriously. Go fucking slit your throat. Now, onto the shitty chapter..
This topic will be about....valentine's day:
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valentine's day..the day that makes everyone feel loved! Especially single people. In fact, I'm betting that they are the most joyous and merry people of all during magnificent holiday as they get to silently..and helplessly, observe as there very existence seems to face away in the heat of passion of those who actually have a special someone to hug, kiss, give gifts too, and make each other happy.
And isn't it great when TV shows, movies, stores, workplaces, AND your own school take part on it too? Like, they'll hang up loads of shitloads of hearts and give out candies, and they'll have these things where you can give out roses and teddy bears to people. And you see all the popular, rich, conveniently attractive people receive mountainous quantities of presents. While your just sitting there, watching it, absorbing it, comprehending it, understanding it.
Wow! I wonder how that feels! Just witnessing everyone engrossing themselves in each other's warmth and pleasure! But gee, yall must be having the best times of your lives during valentine's day, I'd imagine...just like how I used to. Right? Right? Right? Haha.
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Have any of you actually tried giving your(fucking useless bitch)crush a valentine's gift, and they're all "oh...thanks." and it's like..............................*fucking internally screaming* wow! I did all that work and spent all that money for ňœťhıñğ. I remember that being my fævöřıþe part in valentine's day. I truly do not know one person that doesn't appreciate having a holiday for everyone to share and celebrate romantic relationships, where they shove their significant other in front of EVERYONE. In fact maybe we should all take it a step further.
Instead of giving chocolates, making out and borderline PDA-ing with everyone watching, let's just have wild sex at school, work, and on the streets, so we can express (how much of a fucking douche bag you are) how much we love our significant other to everyone else, since this seems to be the fucking point of this day anyway.
For real though, this day is truly special, as it is one of the few that somehow increases suicidal rate. Oh, did I say "suicide rate"? What I meant was suicide rate. Yeah, I had it right, because that's what it actually đøə§. But that's OK. Population control!
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Ok. real talk now. Ladies and gentlemen. Fuck valentine's day. Even though I do have someone in my life, I still feel for all of you that suffered through the same. Even when I was single, it felt...horrible. it really is just a worthless day meant to commercialize on romantic relationships, to sell chocolates, candy, pop, flowers, letters, and alcohol. The only people who actually get anything out of it is the marketing teams, and the retards who actually believe this is the only way they should express love. And that fake shit pisses me so hard enough to make this book, especially when it's dedicated to one singular fucking day, when it realistically should be any day we want. Where we convey love for each other. Not for one, traditionally meant for it.
Like if we have a day dedicated to just love what are we gonna have next? One day meant for just talking,where we all have a day to set aside everything so we can talk to another human being?
I get that there's some historical significance of Saint valentine's day regarding the Christian church and pagan animal sacrifices and whatever else those audists did back then, but I despise this holiday, and we all will hate on it with you, and everyone else here will be hating it on it with you, and only you.
Except people that actually like it. Fuck off. Just kidding. But not really. Seriously. Slit your throat. And. Open it up. With a pencil. And pull the skin over your face. Once again just kidding..but once again not really.
But listen, don't worry that you still haven't found that special one. You'll find them eventually if you really want them. If you don't think you will then that's a humongous reason why you haven't found them yet. I can't tell you, with 100% certainty, that if I had that mindset when I found that someone..then we wouldn't have ever started dating.
Stop fucking thinking your destined to be alone, unless you truly don't want anyone. You can blame the universe, you can blame everyone else you want, but you gotta take some responsibility at some point-and once you do, you'll better yourself to be enough for that someone who wants, YOU.
AND with that said, happy (late) valentine's everyone! Have a great masturbation session!
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ok..holy hell that took some time. HUGE FUCKING THANKS TOO MamaMax, seriously like..THEY'RE THE FUCKING BEST! Please subscribe to them! Anyways, enjoy that masturbation session!
