-French is just spanish in cursive
-Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
-Ice skating is just cursive walking
-Sound is just air wiggling
-Music is just air dancing
-A pan is just a flat pot
-An airplane is a car with wings
-A fork is just a spoon with slits in it
-A stop sign is just a stoplight with no light.
-A tree is a bush with a neck
-A pen is just a pencil with ink
-A backpack is a house for papers
-A zebra is just a striped horse
-Glasses are just windows for faces
-Eyes are the windows of faces
-Windows are eyes of buildings
-The backspace is just an eraser for keyboards
-Foutons are fancy names for couches
-Beds are charging ports for humans
-Percussion is just an excuse to hit things
-Strainers are just bowls with holes
-A flag is a fancy piece of cloth
-Doors are walls that open
-Coffee is just caffeinated milk
-Lactation is just boobs drooling
-Socks are just gloves for feet
-Knees are just leg elbows
-Crocs are just strainers with shoes
-Mail is just flying paper
-Plants are just oxygen creators
-Wrestling is just an excuse to touch male junk
-Toes are just fingers of the feet
-Leaves are hair for trees
-Honey is just bee syrup
-Gold is just shiny yellow
-Rain is just the clouds crying
-Thunder is just the clouds screaming
-Death is just eternal sleeping
-Alt+F4 is just killing a computer
-A light switch is a room private part
-The letter d is an upside down p
-Boogers are just the tears of your nose
-Puzzles are broken pictures
-Wind is just clouds blowing
-Rhinos are just real life unicorns
-Math is just english with numbers
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