And now I present... My story... Yeah no title... Anyway! Onward! I apologize for spelling and grammar errors.
(Btw the bet is Hanji: i bet Levi wouldn't yell at Petra. He loves her too much
Erwin: i bet he would, that's his job as captain.)
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"Ral!" Erwin called.
"Yes Commander?" Petra asked.
"I need your help."
"With what?"
"Well you know how Levi can be a total, how do I say this?" He thought for a moment. "Oh, a total asshole." Petra almost giggled.
"Yes I know sir, but what does this have to do with me?"
"Everything." Petra looked at him confused. "I need you to get Levi to get mad at you." Petra kept her confused look. "I made a bet with Hanji." Petra opened her mouth in realization.
"Okay I'll try."
"Just drive him absolutely insane."
Day 1
"Levi?"
No answer.
"Levi!"
No answer.
"Shorty answer me!"
He turned his head to the person speaking. A look of pure confusion on his face.
"Did YOU just call me shorty?" He asked still confused.
"Uh yes?"
"You're shorter than me." He stated.
"But you're still short for a guy your age." Petra said.
"Since when has my size bothered you?"
"Never. I just find it hilarious that you're so short."
"I find it amusing that you're so short."
"I don't hear you laughing!" Petra laughed.
"Ha. Ha. Ha. There I laughed." Levi went back to doing his paperwork.
"That was not a laugh!" Petra yelled at him.
"Do you need something Ral?"
"I don't know, do I Ackerman?"
"Just get out." He said, not raising his voice.
"Will you sing a song with me?" Petra asked excited.
"No." He said bluntly.
"Oh come on! It'll be fun!"
"I said, no. Now get out, that's an order." He pointed to the door.
"Alright, I'm going Mr. Grumpy Pants!" Petra left.
"Who the fuck does she think she is?" Levi whispered to himself.
Day 2
Drink. Taste. Spit. "What the fuck is this?" Levi questioned, disgusted by what he had drank.
"Coffee." Petra said straightforward
"Bullshit. That's exactly what it is. A bull's shit." Petra giggled at his comment.
"No, it's just coffee beans! I made it different today." Petra smiled.
"Make it how you used to."
"But I don't want to."
Gasp.
"Petra-san! You're going to get yourself killed!"
"Petra! What the Hell?! You of all people know you shouldn't pull that shit!"
