Chapter 1: A mild poison

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Tony Stark has added Peter Parker, Steve Rogers, Shuri, Stephen Strange, and 8 others to the "Peter Parker Protection Project"

7:03 PM- Tony, Shuri, and Peter are Online

Tony: Welcome everyone

Shuri: Omg, what is this?

Peter: T O N Y W H A T T E F

Tony: Well, because of our lovely little accident last week, I have formally decided you don't know how to call people when you need help. Therefore, I figured texting might be a less intimidating option.

Tony: Plus with so many People on this chat, someone is bound to be close to you when you need help.

Shuri: accident?

Peter: Mr. Stark, it wasn't a big deal, really.

Tony: YOU CRAWLED THROUGH MY WINDOW AT THREE IN THE MORNING COVERED IN BLOOD PETER

Peter: Like I said, not that bad

Shuri: Omg Peter

7:05 PM- Stephen and Steve are online

Stephen: You idiots are blowing up my phone

Tony: Then turn off your notifications-

Shuri: SHISTAR SNAPPED

Peter: oof

Stephen: -_-

Steve: Tony, is this really nesasarry?

Tony: Just scroll up and see what Peter did to me last week then you tell me

Peter: NO-

Shuri: Uh oh, Spiderling, you screwed

Steve: PETER WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED?!?!?!

7:07 PM- Stephen went offline

Shuri: Lol, he yeeted himself outta here

Peter: nothing happened!!!!! It was fine! I have to go now bc a guy is shooting at me-

7:08 PM- Peter went offline

Tony: PETER PARKER DONT DO ANYTHING STUPID YOU LITTLE-

Steve: Oh mY JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY TONY GO GET HIM RIGHT NOW

Shuri: •.•

7:09 PM- Steve, Shuri, and Tony went offline

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3:01 AM- Peter is Online

Peter: bsjsjsakajajsjjshahaa guys,

Peter: I lowksy dnt know if om dyns rn, buT I fewl funjy and THera lot of bwlood

Peter: I cant fel ma exTrEmaties atm, Eveythns BurnN

Peter: Omg, Ma FEver JusT hit 107.3.......I Downt thwink thasts gooowd....

3:02 AM- Tony, Bucky and Clint are online

Tony: KID?!?!! Where are you?!?!!?

Bucky: Peter, what the h?!? What happened?!

Clint: wtf? It's 3 in the morning Peter, you should be home

Peter: I don't know ehere i Am Mr. sTatk, pls hlp, it hurtsssssssssss

Tony: IM COMING JUST STAY THERE KID

3:05 AM- Peter and Tony went Offline

Clint: that was fun, gn

Bucky: HOW ARE YOH NOT CONCERNED?!

3:06 AM- Clint and Bucky went Offline

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Things starts good

( All credit to the author on Ao3 <3 )

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