because i'm a comedy genius who has a notes page on my phone filled with funny wordplay on bruce willis's name even though i've only ever seen him in f•r•i•e•n•d•s & moonrise kingdom.
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so i have literally only seen moonrise kingdom and i've only seen it once and i didn't think the movie was very good so i entertained myself by making puns on bruce willis's name... these are those puns. enjoy.
