You Had It Coming

Chapter 12: Uncultured Thot

Two weeks had passed since the police issued their statement. Three days after the news, All Might admitted, and immediately had his Hero License suspended for six months. His Hero Agency also fired him and, he had resigned at U.A. Not only did crime rates skyrocket, but the amount of villains did also. Many young aspiring heroes turned to the dark side, so to say. Suicide rates also increased by three percent in Japan. Due to his social position, All Might didn't have to wait to be tried in court. One week after the news, he pleaded guilty on the count of manslaughter and irresponsible usage of a quirk resulting in death. He was sent to a maximum security prison for six years. But, perhaps, in the most surprising and exciting news, The League of Villains would soon be getting two new members.

~Midoriya

I sat on the bar, swinging my legs.

"Izuku. It is very unsanitary to sit somewhere where people are meant to put their food." Kurogiri said.

"Kurogiri, I'm gay, I'm allowed to sit on bench tops." I laughed.

"Touché." He nodded.

"Indeed." I mimicked his accent.

"Where's everyone at?" Kacchan entered the bar.

"Kacchan, it is eight in the morning, on a Sunday. I know it sounds crazy, but maybe everyone is sleeping." I sighed.

"Touché." Kurogiri mumbled, causing me to laugh.

"What's funny." Kacchan gave a suspicious glare.

"Nothing." I chuckled.

"Uh-huh." Kacchan gave an unconvinced huff.

"Endeavor really sucks at filling in All Might's shoes, eh?" Kurogiri said, trying to break the silence.

"Got that right." An unfamiliar man stepped into the bar from the staircase.

The right side of his hair was white and the other side was black. He had a spider bite piercing to the left side of his mouth. His hair was short around the back and sides. The top of his hair was where the two colours clashed, his hair brushed forwards toward the left, making a slightly curled fringe that his the mans left eye.

"Shoto? Quiet the makeover." Kurogiri said.

"Fucking hot..." I heard Kacchan say under his breath.

"If that's what he wants to do, fine."

"Somebody turned into daddy material real fast." I muttered.

Kacchan glared at me. I responded with a smirk.

"Where did you get that done?" I asked.

"My sister." Shoto smiled.

"Ta-da." His sister jumped out from behind him.

She had a stud in the right side of her nose. The right side of her head was shaved, and the rest was in black and white braids that hung to the left of her head.

"Wow." Kurogiri said. "The two of you look great."

"Thanks, we were up all night doing it-" Fuyumi started.

"No, no, no. You gotta have the attitude to match the hair. You gotta be like; 'Like I care, you're just the Uber.'" I said.

"Shut it...uh...broccoli!" She said.

"Meh, could do with some work." I shrugged. "Oi, Kacchan, you'd look pretty hot with one of those piercings."

"Anyways." Shigaraki said as he entered the room. "Nice hair guys."

"Tha-uh...Shut up, you look like a fucking pedo." Fuyumi spat.

"Ah! There we go." I gave her a high-five.

"Um, excuse me, Cruella de Vil." Dabi stepped off the staircase and leaned on the bar.

"Not you, although you look like a bit of a creep-" Fuyumi said.

"Wow. Dabi. Wow." I laughed.

"Hey, you are meant to be on my side!" Fuyumi said.

"Who's Cruella de Vil?" Kacchan asked, causing heads to turn.

"Ya know...? Like '101 Dalmations'?" I said.

"What?" Kacchan furrowed his eyebrows.

Everyone was looking at each other, apart from Kacchan, who was looking around confused.

"You uncultured hoe." I muttered.

Kacchan scoffed.

"Hey guys. What's happening?" Kaminari groaned as he entered the room.

Kaminari wasn't much of a morning person.

"Kacchan hasn't watched '101 Damnations'." I sighed

Kaminari suddenly looked alert.

"Dude, that's like saying you have never heard 'Set It Off'." Kaminari laughed.

"...?"

"You guys! Like, ya know the dudes that-"

"I heard somebody say 'Set It Off' and I rushed downstairs as fast as I could-" Dabi bowled over Kaminari.

"Move, someone said 'Set It Off'." Todoroki jumped four stairs on to the first flaw landing, knocking over Dabi.

"Now we know what type of band they are-"

"Attention!All insomniacs, please raise your right hand, and kindly repeat after me." Dabi said.

"I'LL GUESS I'LL SLEEP WHEN I AM DEAD!" Todoroki, Dabi and I screamed as we shot our hands, joined by Toga sprinting down the stairs and jumping on Todoroki.

"Oh! I know those guys! Um...Internal clock in smithereens...As I lay down on my side, I am bouncing of these walls. I dunno, it goes something like that." I shrugged.

"A WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING IS MORE THAN A WARNING! BA, BA BLACK SHEEP HAVE YOU ANY SOUL?" Jiro screamed, running down the stairs.

"NO SIR, NO SIR, BY THE WAY, WHAT THE FUCK ARE MORALS!?" Kaminari, Dabi, Toga and I joined her. "JACK BE NIMBLE, JACK BE QUICK! JILL'S A LITTLE WHORE AND HER ALIBIES ARE DIRTY TRICKS! SO COULD YOU TELL ME, HOW YOUR SLEEPIN' EASY, HOW YOU'RE ONLY THINKING OF YOUTSELF? SHOW ME HOW YOU JUSTIFY TELLIN' ALL YOUR LIES LIKE SECOND NATURE, LISTEN MARK MY WORDS ONE DAY, YOU WILL PAY, YOU WILL PAY, KARMA'S GONNA COME COLLECT YOUR DEBT! NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH, NA-NA-NA-NA-NAH!"

"Ha ha! Who am I kidding!? Now, let's not get overzealous here. You've always been a huge piece of shit, and if I could kill you, I would. Saying that, BURN IN HELL!" Kacchan snarled.

"AWARE, AWARE YOU STALK YOUR PREY, WITH CRIMINAL MENTALITY, YOU SINK YOUR TEETH INTO THE PEOPLE YOU DEPEND, INFECTING EVERYONE, YOUR QUITE
THE PROBLEM!" I screamed.

"FEEFIFO-"

"ENOUGH!" Momo screamed.

She walked to the center of the room, and created a CD and radio. She put the CD in, pressed play, and turned up the volume.

"BEWARE, BEWARE BE SKEPTICAL, OF THEIR SMILES, THEIR SMILES OF PLATED GOLD, DECEIT SO NATURAL, BUT A WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING IS MORE THAN A WARNING!" We all sung along.

It went on like that for much of the day, until there was a knock at the door.

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Sorry, this chapter is mostly humorous and, in reality, is just a filler.