Joke Book

1) What do you get if you cross a pig with a nudist?

Answer: Streaky bacon

2) What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?

Answer: Puff pastry

3) What do you get if you cross a computer with a potato?

Answer: Micro chips

4) What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?

Cheese and Quakers

5) What do you get if you cross a leopard and a bunch of flowers?

Answer: A beauty spot.