RWBY: Devil May Cry

Chapter 1: Let's Rock, Baby!

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The door in the back is suddenly kicked open, revealing a teen, shirtless and drying his hair. He walks to the desk and finds that his chair is turned upside down. He kicks it, flipping it back into place, as he himself flips into the chair and rests his feet on the desk. He takes the phone to give a quick reply.

???: "Sorry, we're not open for business yet." He tosses the phone back on its dock, and takes a piece of pizza out.

???: "I don't even have a name, yet I'm already getting calls." His peace is suddenly disturbed when a girl, wearing a red dress and having ash black hair, enters.

???: "Hm? You a customer too? We're not open yet, but if you need to use the toilet, go ahead. It's in the back." She takes a couple steps and then stops to take in the entire room. It was very spacious with not much in it. The desk was directly across from the front door, sitting at the back wall. An old jukebox and pool table sate opposite from each other in their respective corners. Aside from the various decorations, there really wasn't much. She ran her finger on the edge of the pool table, seemingly trying to collect dust, before speaking.

???: "Are you Dante, Son of Sparda?" His eyes narrowed to a glare, before taking another bite of pizza.

"Dante": "Can't say I know who you're talking about lady. Where'd you hear that nonsense from?" She then approached his desk.

???: "You're brother." He slowly chewed, staring her down. She returned with an almost taunting stare, and then her eye fell upon a certain amulet.

???: "Who carries an amulet, much like yours."

"Dante": "I don't have a brother, but I think its high time that you take a walk through those doors."

???: "He sends his regards, please accept it." She suddenly grabs the table and flips it, causing all of the contents to be thrown in the air. "Dante" does a flip from his chair and lands on the desk as it falls. He grabs one of his guns and then aims to where the woman was, but she was nowhere to be seen. He hops down, holstering his guns, and catches the pizza box with its contents. He grabs the original piece he was eating, but then several generic looking guys walk through the door.

"Dante": *looking over* "Bathrooms in the back." He goes for a bite, but all the men run at him with their weapons drawn and stab through "Dante". The pizza box falls to the ground and then he punches one of the goons through the door. The rest all look at him surprised. He takes several steps, showing no signs of discomfort to the wounds he just received. He pulls one of the knives out and throws it in the air, cutting the ceiling fan down onto the goons.

"Dante": "This party's getting crazy! Let's rock, baby!" He presses a button on the jukebox, but nothing plays. He repeats several times before just smashing it out of frustration, bringing it to life.

More goons burst through the door and windows, and "Dante" responds in full force, punching and kicking all of his. He uses the weapons that are still impaled in him, to cut them up. One of them tried to take a swing at his head, but he pulled out his gun, spinning it to deflect the weapon.  He kicks him to the ground and jumps onto his back, propelling them forward. He grabs his other gun from off of the ground and spin, firing indiscriminately and hitting everything. He then jumps off and lands on the edge of the pool table, flipping it on its side and launching another goon through the ceiling. All of the balls fly up as well, and "Dante" fires at the cue ball, sending it to hit all the other balls which hits all of the goons. He then grabs his sword and cuts the table in half, kicking the half into the goons. Now wielding his sword, he makes quick work of all of them, sending them out of his unnamed shop. He then sits on his desk, contemplating what had just occurred.