Percy Jackson grandson of Voldemort

Chapter 6

CHAPTER 6

The Weasley twins had just set up their first prank on little Mr. Riddle. It was a true classic, a bucket full of water on top of a slightly open door. Perseus will certainly be surprised when he gets drenched in water when he lives his (or should he say their) room. Percy had been in the room for quite a while now with his wizarding gear. Finally, they heard sounds of shuffling and someone getting up.

The twins eagerly waited in anticipation for the door to open, Percy to get soaked in water, and then for them to laugh as he tried to dry himself off.

The door opened and...

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. At least if you don't count the grinning Percy with a bucket of water in his hands.

The twins gaped at him. No one ever guesses they're going to prank them, much less prevents it.

"Turns out you guys are more like the Stolls than I thought," Percy said smiling. The twins responded with another gape. They looked a lot like fish doing that.

"You remember how I told you that there are siblings at my summer camp that do the same weird talking thing that you do? They also love to play pranks. They got me with this very same trick the first time I stayed there, only they didn't put water in it. I suspected you two would do the same." They were still fish faced.

"Umm, how about we put this on Harry's door?" Percy suggested, trying to get the twins out of their currently fish faces.

They perked up.

"Now that is a wonderful idea Sir Percy!" said Fred.

"Let us follow through on this wondrous plan as we bring joy to ourselves," George continued, slinging an arm around Percy.

"And wetness to Mr. Harry!" Fred finalized, sling his arm around Percy and they both ushered him to Harry's room.

Harry Potter had just finished doing Harry stuff. He was walking outside, probably to talk to Hermione, when he opened the door and SPLASH! He was soaked. And a plastic bucket hit him on the top of the head. He could see the twins and Percy laughing their heads off nearby. They had gotten splashed too (they miscalculated the splashing distance), but were still laughing.

Their laughter was very infectious, and soon they had Harry laughing along with them despite being the victim. It was like Christmas come early! A snow day! Rainbow unicorns! Magical clothes fairies doing your laundry! Pure happiness! Sadly, their laughter was cut short. Luckily, their laughter was replaced by something just a wonderful. Dinner! Mrs. Weasley called them all down for dinner. They all when down as a big pack. No one realized that Percy wasn't wet, despite being splashed directly with the water.

Dinner was uneventful. Nothing happened. They all just ate their food then went to their respective rooms. Percy and the twins were conversing.

"Did you see Harry's face?" Percy exclaimed, laughing, "it was hilarious!"

The twins very much agreed with Percy. Their similar interest in pranks was giving them a topic to talk about and it was much preferred to just sitting in the room, not talking to each other.

"We need to play another prank on the others. With our expertise combined, we can make it truly amazing." George said.

They all went silent. Brainstorming pranks was nothing to joke about.

"What was the name of the Gandalf guy who brought me here? Dumb Door? Double Door?"

"Dumbledore." The twins clarified in unison.

"Yeah, that guy. We could dye his beard pink. There's a potion that can do that, right? Wizards do potions."

"We used that very potion to dye a Slytherin girl's hair Gryffindor red and gold one year."

"She was furious, but we got a big laugh from it."

"It didn't come out for a week."

"We also didn't get caught."

"Good times," Fred said sadly, wiping a false tear from his eyes.

(Spongebob narrator voice) One Hour Later

"So all we need to do is slip this into his drink tomorrow night at dinner?" Percy asked.

"Yes, and then his hair will turn a shade of pink."

"There will be an order meeting tomorrow so we know he's going to be there."

(Spongebob narrator voice) One Day Later

Hermione was probably the most surprised when the prank took place. How dare someone try to make a mockery of such a high and esteemed teacher? Dumbledore took it in stride, probably expecting it would happen using his Dumbledorey powers of Dumbledoreness.

Everyone, besides Hermione, burst into laughter when Dumbledore took a sip of his drink. His hair slowly started to turn a rather girly shade of bubblegum.

He looked as it queerly, before chuckling himself. "Why thank you, George, Fred, Percy," he said, nodding to them respectfully, "I have been thinking about getting a new hairstyle for quite a while now. This will do swimmingly."

Everyone went back to eating, sometimes glancing up at Dumbledore's hair and making a pun/joke about it.

"Children clear out now." Mrs. Weasley said in her motherly voice. "The order meeting will start in a bit. Only order members can attend. Make sure you pack for Hogwarts. The train leaves tomorrow."

(Spongebob narrator voice) Next Morning

The morning was hectic. Mrs. Weasley and Mrs. Black got into a shouting match, Ginny probably had a concussion from falling down two flights of stairs after she got knocked down by the twins who had bewitched their trunks to fly down, rather than just carrying them. Ron and Percy were wolfing down the food that Mrs. Weasley had prepared earlier in the morning. Hermione was rechecking that she had everything in her trunk more times than Santa checks his list. It was very hectic.

Once they all got ready to leave, they split into groups and left separately. That just caused more confusion because half of the groups got lost. When they arrived at the train station, they were already behind schedule. They all hurried onto the train, happy to finally be on their way to Hogwarts.

Ron and Hermione left to do their prefect duties. Fred and George left to go discuss things with Lee. That left Harry, Ginny, and Percy to find a compartment. They picked up Neville along the way. Percy somehow knew him from somewhere.

"Neville! Is that you?" Percy called out.

"Percy?" Neville ran over and gave him a big hug.

"How have you been doing? I haven't seen you since last year!"

"I've been living with my grandmother in London. Can't very well go to camp while in London. What are you doing here?"

"Apparently, my grandfather is an evil wizard trying to take over the world." He gestured to Harry and Ginny. "They abducted me and sent me to their secret lair." Percy groaned. "It's like Hera all over again."

"At least they didn't take your memories." They both chuckled at that. It must've been an inside joke.

They found a compartment. Luna was already occupying the space, but Percy didn't seem to mind.

"Luna! You go here too?" Percy exclaimed. How many of his friends from camp went here?

"Hello Percy," Luna said dreamily. "Everyone at camp was disappointed when the news broke out that you were leaving. I'm glad to see you." She went back to her Quibbler.